Posted by Bing on April 23, 1998 at 18:02:47:
In Reply to: Bill Shunn posted by rpcman on April 23, 1998 at 01:25:07:
Things that will make Bill bolt for the door at church:
1) The first SS discussion where he hears someone discuss whether or not GBH was just lying to all or just being less than
specific about God being a man.
2) The first testimony meeting where someone gets up and takes half an hour to say, "I know JS is a prophet, I know this
Church is true, My life is harder than anyone can imagine."
3) The first PH lesson where they discuss whether there are mosquitos are in heaven and if so would their bite be a perfect
bite(and do trees have spirits).
4) The first time he goes in for tithing settlement(if he can make it that far).
5) The first time the EQ President asks him for a PPI and then tries to persuade him to go to the sister's house with 10 cats, 3
dogs, 14 kids, and a kitchen that's never seen soap.
6) The first time he goes into the temple(regardless of how spiritual it feels to look at it) and give the handshakes again.
7) The first Ensign lesson he hometeaches that has to do with JS's transcribing ancient Egyptian.
8) The first testimony he hears where God told this woman at the temple they have one more child coming to them(in addition
to the 10 they already have).