Posted by wayne on April 23, 1998 at 21:35:01:
In Reply to: First things first posted by Bing on April 23, 1998 at 18:02:47:
: Things that will make Bill bolt for the door at church:
: 1) The first SS discussion where he hears someone discuss whether or not GBH was just lying to all or just being less than
: specific about God being a man.
: 2) The first testimony meeting where someone gets up and takes half an hour to say, "I know JS is a prophet, I know this
: Church is true, My life is harder than anyone can imagine."
: 3) The first PH lesson where they discuss whether there are mosquitos are in heaven and if so would their bite be a perfect
: bite(and do trees have spirits).
: 4) The first time he goes in for tithing settlement(if he can make it that far).
: 5) The first time the EQ President asks him for a PPI and then tries to persuade him to go to the sister's house with 10 cats, 3
: dogs, 14 kids, and a kitchen that's never seen soap.
: 6) The first time he goes into the temple(regardless of how spiritual it feels to look at it) and give the handshakes again.
: 7) The first Ensign lesson he hometeaches that has to do with JS's transcribing ancient Egyptian.
: 8) The first testimony he hears where God told this woman at the temple they have one more child coming to them(in addition
: to the 10 they already have).
bill should work at a hardware store. Every time he goes to church he makes a "bolt" for the door.