Posted by David Stephens on June 04, 1998 at 18:02:41:
In Reply to: Apparently you misread. posted by blue on June 03, 1998 at 21:58:23:
: If you believed in a soul, what historical events do you feel are certain enough to bet your soul upon?
: You sure are happy with your "extraordinary events require. . ." quote.
Hey Blue, I've had a revelation. There exists an evil Hotdog demon in America. He's pissed at us that we eat hotdogs, but he's always hoping that we'll stop. He gives us each a different number of hotdogs he'll let us eat (no one knows exactly how many), but if you eat more than your number he'll make sure you eventually die in a automobile accident.
Lots of people die in auto accidents, and most of those same people had at sometime previously eaten hotdogs, so it's obvious this the demon exists. Dare you bet your life against my revelation? I suggest you just be safe and stop eating hotdogs.