Posted by Carlos on June 04, 1998 at 18:32:51:
In Reply to: The Evil Hotdog Demon posted by David Stephens on June 04, 1998 at 18:02:41:
David Stephens said:
Hey Blue, I've had a revelation. There exists an evil Hotdog demon in America. He's pissed at us that we eat hotdogs, but he's always hoping that we'll stop. He gives us each a different number of hotdogs he'll let us eat (no one knows exactly how many), but if you eat more than your number he'll make sure you eventually die in a automobile accident.
Lots of people die in auto accidents, and most of those same people had at sometime previously eaten hotdogs, so it's obvious this the demon exists. Dare you bet your life against my revelation? I suggest you just be safe and stop eating hotdogs.
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David - as the Prophet of the Demon, we need to know:
1. Do turkey-dogs count? How about kosher hot dogs?
2. Are exceptions made for hot dogs consumed at baseball stadiums? I think an indulgence is in order here.
3. If we cover the hot dog with sufficient mustard and relish, can we hide it from the demon?
4. How does the Demon define "hot dog"? Do those German sausages count?
5. If I have already consumed a number of hot dogs, is there anything I can do to appease the Demon? Sacrifice a bun or two maybe?
6. Does blowing on an Oscar Meyer weiner whistle offend the Demon?
Anything else you can tell us about the Demon and his wishes so that we can avoid car accidents will be greatly appreciated.