Posted by Bill C. on June 04, 1998 at 18:57:58:
In Reply to: The Evil Hotdog Demon posted by David Stephens on June 04, 1998 at 18:02:41:
: Hey Blue, I've had a revelation. There exists an evil Hotdog demon in America. He's pissed at us that we eat hotdogs, but he's always hoping that we'll stop. He gives us each a different number of hotdogs he'll let us eat (no one knows exactly how many), but if you eat more than your number he'll make sure you eventually die in a automobile accident.
: Lots of people die in auto accidents, and most of those same people had at sometime previously eaten hotdogs, so it's obvious this the demon exists. Dare you bet your life against my revelation? I suggest you just be safe and stop eating hotdogs.