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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 05:38PM
FLASH! New Species of Tapir Discovered in Amazon. No Word on rideability.

https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/wild-things/new-species-tapir-found-amazon

I am sure that after careful study, it will be revealed that these new Tapirs are perfect for riding/pulling chariots. Everyone get ready to return to church, and start paying tithing again.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 05:42PM
Re: FLASH! New Species of Tapir Discovered in Amazon. No Word on rideability.

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/dec/17/new-species-tapir-discovered
"Given its relatively small size it likely won't be long till conservationists christen it the pygmy or dwarf tapir."

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 05:53PM
Re: FLASH! New Species of Tapir Discovered in Amazon. No Word on rideability.

True facts about the Tapir:

http://youtu.be/zJm6nDnR2SE

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Posted by: fudley ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 08:31PM
Re: FLASH! New Species of Tapir Discovered in Amazon. No Word on rideability.

I like the part where the tapir walks under a bunch of hammocks.
Lol...chariots for minions....

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Posted by: oncewasblind ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 07:26PM
Re: FLASH! New Species of Tapir Discovered in Amazon. No Word on rideability.

I aint payin shittt!!!

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Posted by: HangarXVIII ( )
Date: December 18, 2013 07:37PM
Re: FLASH! New Species of Tapir Discovered in Amazon. No Word on rideability.

They would have to find much, much more than a chariot-pulling tapir to convince me to return.

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Posted by: frankie ( )
Date: December 19, 2013 01:38AM
Re: FLASH! New Species of Tapir Discovered in Amazon. No Word on rideability.

(sarcastic) very interesting article that would put any TBM mind to rest

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: December 19, 2013 10:34AM
Why didn't they just say a remnant population of horses survived

and went extinct after the Lamanites wiped out the Nephites. They could always say the Lamanites ate them. Makes as much sense as hooking up tapirs to chariots.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: December 19, 2013 10:43AM
Re: Why didn't they just say a remnant population of horses survived

They did try that, but the archaeologist kept refuting them.

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