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Posted by: Spanky ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:16AM

Finally a solution for all you filthy masturbators.

http://www.lifechangingservices.org/sonsofhelaman/program-summary/

The cult has sunk to a new low.

They charge money to keep you from beating off. Alot of money.

The Brahaman smiles and chuckles to him/herself.

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Posted by: nonsequiter ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:27AM

"they encourage and help their brethren in the fight against this demon that assails them"

You mean natural hormones? It's called puberty.

"By this time the young man has acquired a healthy fear of the power of Satan and a reverent alliance with the power of God."

That's just sick.

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:32AM

It isn't any of their flipping business, so DON'T TELL ANYBODY, even if they ask you directly.

You can come back with a line like "I take great pride in keeping the law of chastity, Sir, and I think that's all we need to say. Really now, wasn't that the basic question you were covering?"

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:34AM

I saw this a while back - what kind of person decides to spend his professional career this way? I'd be suspicious of the director, even back when I was LDS. I wouldn't be surprised if they find this guy on the news someday in a Catholic Priest sort of situation.

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:37AM

OMG - I just decided to look at this page again and the following phrase jumped out at me:

" By this time the young man has acquired a healthy fear of the power of Satan and a reverent alliance with the power of God."

A healthy fear of the power of Satan? I didn't think this program could get creepier but it seems to have done so.

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Posted by: munchybotaz ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:36AM


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Posted by: lush ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:37AM

Knight of roundtable type environment! no thanks

nothing good will come from putting a bunch of chronic masturbaters a round a roundtable

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:45AM

Just so long as they don't make you shake hands afterward.

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 09:39AM

Hey, don't criticize the round table. The round table is a symbol of the circle of life.

It's an important circle, jerk!

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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:45AM


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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:55AM

Yep - they've even got a necklace for it:

http://www.ctrringsales.com/assets/images/03.jpg

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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:59AM


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Posted by: Biff bro ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 09:26AM

Haha!

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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:48AM

http://www.lifechangingservices.org/sonsofhelaman/


(Yep, nothing Freudian about that!)

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:52AM

They have all kinds of weird programs for all kinds of people (although the Sons are by far the weirdest and most inappropriate). All of the tout the reality of Satan and his power. I suppose some of the groups and what they do would be helpful to some people but the obsession with Satan and the overwhelming Mormon brainwashing is off-putting.

As is reading the bios of the counselors. But I can see how they would reassure the hugely Mormon population of Davis County.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2014 02:53AM by CA girl.

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Posted by: ChrisDeanna ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 02:52AM


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Posted by: vectorvirus ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 03:03AM

There is a chat box on the side that asks if you want to chat with someone. It gets me thinking http://www.reactionface.info/face/troll-face

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Posted by: exldsdudeinslc ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 03:18AM

I'm kind of reluctant to admit this, but back in 2012 my wife actually requested i see the head guy associated with that group. I met with him several times to help my "problem" with porn and masturbation.

I, being a full fledged TBM at the time, bought into it hook line and sinker. He does a really good job at playing with your emotions (gee nothing new there right?) to convince you that your addiction to porn is satan's way of attacking your family. The idea is that if you fight the addiction with the same intensity and volition as you would a physical threat to your wife and family that you'll be able to defeat it.

The crazy thing is it worked for me, at least for a fair while. I was porn free for several months. But obviously looking back i can see that i wasn't being "attacked" any more so than a horny bunny rabbit is being attacked by Satan.

No it's not a scam, they actually believe this stuff. He believes he prayed and received an answer that the BoM is really a modern manual to fight porn.

Joe Smith would be so amused to know how people are interpreting his book these days!

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 07:25AM

Maybe you should have jumped her bones several times a day. I'm sure she would change her mind about masturbation then.

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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 03:19AM

[Linked from "Sons of Helaman" homepage]

"When I first found out my son needed lots of help I was an ugly mess .... I went from thinking he was the coolest boy around to wondering how I had been so deceived."

http://mothersofthesonsofhelaman.blogspot.com/


I'm just glad to see the whole family getting involved. After all, what could be healthier than that?!?!?!?



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Posted by: nonsequiter ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 03:24AM

What kind of Mother says that about her son?

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 04:06AM

Two words - unfit parent.

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 11:09AM

Agreed - she's a terrible mother.

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Posted by: Lydia ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 04:23AM

This was my first thought. Why the heck should a mother of an ADULT think they have the right to be 'involved' in this? So unbelievably messed up.

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 09:42AM

I'm glad she stopped thinking her son was cool.

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 04:05AM

Why not cut their dicks off completely? They can still pee and can artificially inseminate their stall-sow wives.

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Posted by: Strength in the Loins ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 04:32AM

Thank Gawd this program wasn't around when I was a youth. My stupid mother would have been foaming at the mouth to get me signed up. And I would have been stupid enough to believe their bullshit.

It has taken me the last 20 years to un-fuck myself from the first 20 years of my life. Actually, I'm still not there yet.

I feel so incredibly sorry for the poor boys that get enrolled in this program. My heart just aches for them and how they will spend years trying to work out the damage that is being done to them right now.

They will spend years feeling like degenerates, feeling inferior, feeling like freaks for thinking and doing the same God damn things that almost every teenage boy does. It will take them years before they finally realize that everyone that they have listened to their entire lives are liars and hypocrites and pharisees.



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Posted by: Johnny Canuck ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 04:38AM

Creepy and pathetic.

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Posted by: fletch31 ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 05:05AM

I love how the name of the man who directs it is "Maurice". I totally thought that was a woman at first. Surely he struggled with his manliness and was a "naughty" wanker/ porn watcher in his youth. Then he somehow developed his "healthy fear of Satan" and started this scam to get TBM's money. Wow--how sad that people are really falling for this.

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Posted by: fidget ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 07:42AM

*shudder*

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Posted by: munchybotaz ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 07:45AM

I poked around a bit and saw a statement--pretty sure it was on the Sons of Helaman program--that many participants receive assistance through fast offerings.

I wonder how many members would continue to contribute knowing their starvation money was being used to keep the boys in the ward from looking at dirty pictures and masturbating. I should think a lot of TBMs would agree that's a pretty dumb charity.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2014 08:22AM by munchybotaz.

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Posted by: canadianfriend ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 08:21AM

These professional counsellors all need professional counsellors.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 10:14AM
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I suppose they think girls have never had naughty fingers nor had fun with a warmed up hot dog or cucumber.

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Posted by: Mad As Hell Again ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 10:38AM

Ever wonder where your Fast Offerings are going?


"If finances are a concern, many of the young men are receiving financial assistance from their ward through Fast Offerings. Most Bishops are familiar with and have confidence in our program. If yours is not, please invite him to contact us and get all his questions answered."


Obviously the church headquarters endorses this program or it wouldn't allow Bishops to disburse funds this way.

And obviously this is being marketed to those frustrated Bishops and parents.

Considering that the vast majority of young people masturbate, there is an endless revenue stream. As long as these kids remain honest, the money keeps coming in. It's only the sensible liars that eventually escape the system - or never join in the first place.

It's like the repairative therapy for same sex attraction, but with a larger marketing base!

Down the road however, there will be an extraordinary number of resentful adults!

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Posted by: Wanker ( )
Date: January 11, 2014 10:50AM

It was hard to read that & not laugh. Wait a minute...I did laugh.....!!

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