OMG. Oooooh Myyyyyy Gawwwwd! Oh. My. God! Would someone deck that guy? Please. That is horrible. The roomie who narcs on a young adult being a young adult is like a soldier running through the battlefield to save a fellow soldier??? What? Do they award him with the Purple Penis if he also gets "wounded" and happens to see a bare breast on the screen before he can shut it down?
Dear Brother Kim Clark, student president of the Disavowed-as-a-Prophet Brigham Young-Idaho Campus, formerly known as Rick's College. Save yourself buddy, you're in a cult, and it appears you want to be a leader in that cult.
How does a cult leader save himself?
Look in the mirror Brother Clark. Listen to what you say Brother Clark. Look at the Mormon Church. Listen to the Mormon Church. Look at the world. Listen to the world.
Reconcile them so that you can be transparent, authentic, and genuine.
If you can't get there, then I guess you'll become a leader in a shrinking cult that thinks it's growing. Back into that Tupperware Box shaped like Utah you go!
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My thinking is that the video is saying masturbation may be fun for other people, but mormon masturbation is not fun.
You have to listen to a mormon narrator while you masturbate, and that guy is torture to hear. Plus, when you are done, mormons will shoot you or make sure someone else shoots you. Either way, you're dead.
Anyone see Band of Brothers? Did you see the part where Lt. Speirs ran through the German lines, not once, but twice? Did you know that really happened. Now compare and contrast to a snot nosed BYU student telling on his roommate to the Bishop. Only a narcissistic, idiotic, BYU student would think they were close to the same thing in levels of heroism. Actually, I take that back. Only one is a heroic act. The other is an act of supreme cowardice, and d-baggery.
Can anyone steer me to videos of the GAs talking about sex and/or masturbation? Need to prove to a friend that this video is not a one-off, but is generally what mormons are taught.
Opportunity to bring up Boyd K. Packer's "Little Factory" speech again, wherein mormon hymns are used for thought control, and interesting insights into Packer's mind are unwittingly exposed.