Back in the 70's when I was attending BYU, there was a weird fad of eyeball licking. Yep--if you wanted to know what real sex would be like with your boyfriend, the two of you could lick eyeballs to get a "taste".

You just can't keep the hormones down!

Anybody remember/can comment?

it's too fucking weird!

This is a little bizarre- I wonder if BYU students turned this into some trickled down version of getting a contact high from someone who dropped acid.
Very weird and kinky in an icky way.

Yep, as a freshman, I had never heard the phrase dry sex or that female masturbation was such a temptation and problem until our BYU bishop came to speak to the relief society (made up of girls ages 18-20something) to solemnly discuss these alternative ways of violating the laws of chastity. There were several other such occult practices included. I learned a lot.

Eye licking? It reminds me of the new phase going on in some of the schools around where I teach: taking shots with your eyes. Gross and extremely dangerous.

Good one Cristina-- who wants their young children being asked a Howard-Stern list of kinkiness??????

No way would allow my girls to be grilled by the bishop. A Stake President once took me into his bedroom shortly after I joined to ask me detailed questions about my sex life. Questions like "Did he take off your clothes or did you...how exactly did that go?" I asked him why he was asking these questions and he explained that it was necessary for him to determine culpability. Unbelievably, I accepted that. He said he would have to meet with me monthly to "go over" the facts.

Mrs. Stake President was sitting in the living room. I picture the two of them jumping in bed the minute I left because the old coot couldn't get it up under normal circumstances.

anagrammy Wrote:
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> Good one Cristina-- who wants their young children
> being asked a Howard-Stern list of
> kinkiness??????
>
> No way would allow my girls to be grilled by the
> bishop. A Stake President once took me into his
> bedroom shortly after I joined to ask me detailed
> questions about my sex life. Questions like "Did
> he take off your clothes or did you...how exactly
> did that go?" I asked him why he was asking these
> questions and he explained that it was necessary
> for him to determine culpability. Unbelievably, I
> accepted that. He said he would have to meet with
> me monthly to "go over" the facts.
>
> Mrs. Stake President was sitting in the living
> room. I picture the two of them jumping in bed
> the minute I left because the old coot couldn't
> get it up under normal circumstances.

Every time I listen to Howard Stern where he's drilling a guest on their sex life it sounds just like a bishop's interview.

Do you have sex? How often do you have sex? Do you orgasm? Do you have multiple orgasms? Do you like anal? Do you like oral? To be honest, Stern does it with more class than any bishop would.

Abstinence really *is* the only true perversion!

Reminds me of a Family Guy episode where they start having ear-sex.

Is that some kind of foreplay one can do openly in church? I always wanted to shout out, "Get a room!"