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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 07:07PM
I wonder if Gordon Hinckley is still being tortured in heaven,

I am sure he found out he was no prophet, and the he hurt millions and millions of people with his lies and cheating them out of their money. I honestly have to say, I wish I was there to see it.

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 07:09PM
Re: I wonder if Gordon Hinckley is still being tortured in heaven,

uh oh, torture in heaven? This is gonna shake a lot of people up and shift some paradigms...

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Posted by: imalive ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 07:27PM
Re: I wonder if Gordon Hinckley is still being tortured in heaven,

I'd love to kick his fucking ass in for that damn $4 BILLION mall!

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Posted by: Lucky ( )
Date: February 13, 2011 05:01AM
Dont Worry !

imalive Wrote:
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> I'd love to kick his fucking ass in for that damn
> $4 BILLION mall!


that 5 billion $ & counting SLC mall will be kicking LDS INC's @$$ for a long time to come, LOL!

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Posted by: scarecrowfromoz ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 07:59PM
he's already been reincarnated

as a South American female Lamanite destined to be converted to the Morg and having to pull her gold teeth to pay her tithing.

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Posted by: snb ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 08:21PM
There is no heaven

Therefore, he is not being tortured there.

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 08:30PM
Re: There is no heaven

+10

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Posted by: happycat ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 08:41PM
He didn't find out that he wasn't a prophet on the other side.

He already KNEW he wasn't a prophet, while living.

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Posted by: roflmao ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 10:24PM
Re: He didn't find out that he wasn't a prophet on the other side.

+1

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Posted by: axeldc ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 11:04PM
No prophecies

I would say the fact that he never had a prophecy would convince himself that he was no prophet.

Name one prophesy that GBH had that came true? He certainly failed to discern Mark Hoffman's fraud.

Of the greatest events of the last 30 years, GBH et al. have failed to pronounce them. He didn't predict the end of the USSR, and he never foresaw the Internet. You'd think God would have thought those 2 things would be a bit important, wouldn't you?

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Posted by: Lucky ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 10:06PM
Joe Smith meets his eternal reward Video Link

Joe's greatest revelation ever


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQrgLz0tpVA

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Posted by: Lucky ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 10:12PM
Gordon Hinckley Goes To Hell meets Joe Smith Video Link

no one knew more than gordon bs hinckley that god was not speaking to the head of lds inc






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpYrmZDQMxU

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 10:22PM
Re: Joe Smith meets his eternal reward Video Link

Ouch. That has to hurt. Nice ending.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 10:24PM
Re: I wonder if Gordon Hinckley is still being tortured in heaven,

Nope. He's rotting away in the ground wearing his Jebus Jammies and baker's hat.

Ron

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Posted by: Nina ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 10:34PM
Re: I wonder if Gordon Hinckley is still being tortured in heaven,

I doubt very much that false prophets go to heaven.
Maybe to some farm down yonder,as Jesus called those (FP's) wolves.

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Posted by: George Carlin ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 10:52PM
He's down there now... screaming up at us. nt (n/t)


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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 11:02PM
Re: He's down there now... screaming up at us. nt

And of course YOU'RE in heaven, George, in spite of those who said you cussed too much. LOL

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Posted by: LOL ( )
Date: February 12, 2011 11:26PM
Re: I wonder if Gordon Hinckley is still being tortured in heaven,

Satan shoves a pineapple up his butt three times a day in hell.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: February 13, 2011 01:44AM
Satan told Gordon are you ready to have sex with your goddess wives now?

Satan greeted Gordon when he entered hell. Satan said I suppose you want to have group sex with all your goddess wives now. Gordon said,"Oh yes. I'm ready!" Satan then said in Hell we only have gay marriage and you are married to Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, Porter Rockwell, Hyrum Smith and all the rest of those guys. Joseph said since he was the first prophet he was the top dog in the marriage and commanded that Gordon bend over and be a good wife that honors the penishood.

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Posted by: lucky ( )
Date: February 13, 2011 05:06AM
there was a comedy video like that

Gordy show up in the MORmON KingDUMB/Hell only to find out that Marge had dumped his homely ass to be David O. McKay.

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