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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 12:25PM
What are the first words of JS after he died?????

OH SHIT.....

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Posted by: unworthy ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 01:00PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

"This is not how it is supposed to be,,,where is all my clestial women at?"

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Posted by: Awake In Tucson ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 01:01PM
Gurgle...gurgle....twitch.twitch........twitch............ .......n/t (n/t)


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Posted by: Thread Killer ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 01:16PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

"L. Ron Hubbard!!??!!??"

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Posted by: Nina ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 02:01PM
Smith, Young, Kimball and all the other polygs

Along with their islamic friends who were promised 70 virgins in "Paradise"

http://www.jr.co.il/humorpic/pc0118.jpg

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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 03:14PM
Re: Smith, Young, Kimball and all the other polygs

Now that link is funny, if you don't think so get out of here.

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Posted by: nickerickson ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 03:43PM
Re: Smith, Young, Kimball and all the other polygs

Yes, too funny

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Posted by: kristine ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 07:36PM
Re: Smith, Young, Kimball and all the other polygs

So Bin Ladin dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the gate by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Ben Franklin and several other early statesmen. Each one takes a turn at beating the crap out of him. He is not pleased and says: "Hey God, what is this? where are the 7 virgins I was promised?" To which the Lord replied "Virgins??? I didn't say Virgins, I said Virginians".

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Posted by: nebularry ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 02:27PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

"W - T - F!!"

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Posted by: The StalkerDog™ ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 02:28PM
I always wondered what them virgins all did...

to be punished like that. Stuck for eternity with ucky ole nasty guys that look smelly. I mean what could they have done what was so bad? They're virgins fer cryin out loud!!!!

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Posted by: kimball ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 03:16PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

Damn it! There IS life after death!

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Posted by: mojoenogo ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 04:26PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

it's hotter than f*ck down here, whaddaya mean I'M the virgin

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Posted by: yogabbagabba ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 05:03PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

"SUCKERS! That should keep them busy!"

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Posted by: tambor ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 05:04PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

why did my six shooter only fore 4 shots....

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Posted by: Lucky ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 05:36PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died????? VIDEO LINK

Joe SMiths greatest (& ONLY) revelation ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b63xlNkaZh8

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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 02:23PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died????? VIDEO LINK

Agree 100%.

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Posted by: oddcouplet ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 06:03PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

To the Celestial Kingdom! PRIESTHOOD POWER, ACTIVATE!

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Posted by: Thread Killer ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 06:14PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

"Forgive me Raptor Jesus!"

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 02:30PM
Hah!!! Never!!!!!!! (n/t)


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Posted by: george ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 08:02PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

I want my mother!

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: March 22, 2011 09:08PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

" Come on, can't you take a joke."

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Posted by: chrismooon ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 02:28PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

+1

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Posted by: wantthetruth ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 02:26PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

WTF!!!! Where the hell is my dick!!

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Posted by: Smiling Dog ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 03:17PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

Hello Emma! Wait a second, who are all these men in your bed?

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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 05:07PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

Hi Helen, where is your teddy bear?????????????????



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/24/2011 05:11PM by get her done.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 05:10PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

"Yo, Beelzebub! Which way to the teen-aged girls' fire and brimstone quarters?"

Just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: imalive ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 07:15PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

What the fuck do you mean I won't get 72 virgins on resurrection day???????

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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 07:19PM
I hope no flies lay eggs in my brain

cuz I won't be able to tell whether I'm having revelations or if its the eggs hatching.

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Posted by: emanon ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 07:25PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

I have to wait HOW long before I can have sex again??

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Posted by: 3X ( )
Date: March 24, 2011 07:41PM
Re: What are the first words of JS after he died?????

I'm not sure what he actually said, but this gives a clue to his Celestial employment (1'st item):

http://www.salamandersociety.com/poetry/

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