Okay help me [cause I don't even know the words to that song :)]

I'm not very urban, if you get my drift.

I just read the lyrics and it will take someone more talented than I to come up with a parody.



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FORRRRR REAL!

Yours is probably better

F&@$ TSCC
They tried to make a puppet out of me

F&@$ TSCC
They told me not to masturbate
They told me I would go irate and have hairy palms - not really

F&@$ TSCC
They told me black was not beautiful
They told me black would become white

F&@$ TSCC
They shook my hand in secrecy
Telling me I needed to whisper
Whisper secret words in an old man's ear to get to heaven

F&@$ TSCC
They told me American Indians were Jewish, but,
Jo Smith did not receive revelation about DNA beforehand

F&@$ TSCC
They took a lot of Sundays away from me
Growing up, my friends outside, sun shining,
Me - inside dressed in church attire
Reading church approved material

F&@$ TSCC
They took my money so I can get in to heaven
Then told me I couldn't go because I said the "F" word

F&@$ TSCC
They continue to separate my family
A family of nine and only four are going to be eternal
A family of nine and we never get together
A family of nine and five go to hell

F&@$ TSCC
They keep dad's too busy to be with their family
They keep mom's too busy to raise their children

F&@$ TSCC
They suck the life out of everyone - especially Moms

FUCK TSCC

Fuck it - I'm glad I'm done


Don't know if that is what you were looking for AIC. I remember the song itself but I don't remember the words to ICE CUBE'S song. I just went off the cuff. And now you see why I'm a captain and not the next Eminem

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Look I am not the next em "n" em either!

i don't even listen to rap...!

i just remember NRA being very pivotal in bringing black issues to the fore front!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s

Oh goodness....I'd bed him NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

I listen to some and I definitely remember ICE, but not the words... figured I'd just give it a try and try not to get deleted... :-)

We be at the back of the bus when things happen

Thanks!

Yep, better than mine. Good one... And me too, I'm a METAL HEAD from way back.

Reason being...you get opportunity to express more in words and humor than any other kind of music. I was in a white rap trio back in college and still write some jams for fun.

My myspace music page if you're interested:
http://myspace.com/porterrapwell

Also, if anyone here makes beats and could help make a hip hop or house version of some hymns for my humor podcast, let me know.

Well I don't do beats tehehehehehehe I am about as white as they come!

I do have a friend who does beats!

hmmm he is really good and on his way to a music career.

his beats are dope :D

Went out walkin' in old Zona one day
Saw a man with a pen a comin' my way
He handed me a book, had no words to say
I forgot to shake his hand, he just went his way!
Boo puppa boo puppa boo boo boo

So I opened up his book and I have to say
It really really really blew my mind away
Cause that man with a pen, he worked it that way
That little book he gave me, the truth it say.
Boo puppa boo puppa boo boo boo

The truth it say, the truth it say
TSCC is a rotting away
The internet will kill it in a gruesome way
That man with a pen, he a grandson of a GA
And he walked away, leaving TSCC to pay.
Boo puppa boo puppa boo boo boo



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