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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 28, 2011 10:18PM
Not falling for religious kitten blackmail (o/t)

http://thebloggess.com/2011/08/id-like-to-think-that-god-would-laugh-at-these/

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: August 28, 2011 10:29PM
I think I love that woman.

Especially the line:

Just because God doesn't answer your prayers it doesn't mean He doesn't care -- it's just that you're really boring. Try incorporating some car chases or vampires into your prayers. Vampires are really hot right now.

Hahahahahaha!

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: August 28, 2011 10:30PM
Of course, my line is more mundane:

Just because God doesn't answer your prayers it doesn't mean He doesn't care -- it just means He's a figment of your imagination. Don't feel bad, the Easter Bunny doesn't answer my prayers either.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: August 28, 2011 10:47PM
Re: Not falling for religious kitten blackmail (o/t)

God doesn't answer your prayers, He answers your payments. And would it hurt to kick in a little extra for the construction of the Italian (screw you Pope) temple?

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