http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765562044/City-Creek-Center-basks-in-the-sun-and-limelight-on-Day-1.html

"Dozens camped overnight" Really? Really?

There were dozens?

That means more then one dozen but less the three

Breaking news: Somewhere between 25 to 35 risked life an limb, Braving the Utah spring to be the first and maybe the last to shop at really overpriced stores At the New City Creek Center.

One camper told us "I need to be one of the first or at fast and testimony I can claim the holy ghost told me there will be a sweater at Nordstrom’s at just the right price so I can make my tithing payment"
This reporter felt a burning of her bosom at the thought, back to the studio.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/24/2012 02:17AM by Bal.

Laughing at the lady who was impressed with the clean parking lot. Hello, it hadn't even been opened a full 24 hours yet. Why wouldn't it be clean? Like all parking lots, it will eventually get dirty. I can't believe they printed such a dumb statement.

Mia Wrote:
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> Laughing at the lady who was impressed with the
> clean parking lot. Hello, it hadn't even been
> opened a full 24 hours yet. Why wouldn't it be
> clean? Like all parking lots, it will eventually
> get dirty. I can't believe they printed such a
> dumb statement.



So can I assume that when the parking lot gets dirty, that local families will be "called" to clean those parking lots on a Saturday morning, before the crowds decend on the Great and Spacious Mall ?


And who will scrub the toilets at this Great and Spacious Mall?


Will the SLC wards rotate responsibility for keeping the mall latrines scrubbed?


Or will they call senior missionaries to 18 months of latrine duty?

From the article -- "This is a momentous day and a momentous time in Salt Lake City," Mayor Ralph Becker said. "This development is unique in America. It is a place where people can live, can work, can shop, can entertain, be entertained and gather."

EXCEPT ON SUNDAY!