Let the prophesying, revelating, and seering begin!

woman OPENS with prayer? Wow, they can't even do this in sacrament in our stake.

TWO women prayed this conference? Wow, let us all bask in the equality!

Next think you know they'll even be able to think for themselves....nah, not even the male membership is allowed to do that!

First time I've seen a FEMALE organist at conference. Interesting. Also, have they recruited more younger members of the Mormon tabs and put some of them on a diet? They don't look as old.

But the pink tents are hideous

Deputy Dawg still looks pretty rough.

what is it with the balding male chorus members, I have never seen so much chrome.

Are they still doing that trick where they do multiple shots on the one token black guy in the choir?

It always cracks me up how the ensign photos make it look like it is a major multi-cultural event when in reality they just take pictures of the one family of each ethnicity in attendance.

I did notice this trick on an black sister in the chorus this morning. They found her like 3 times.

Holland just said Jesus "almost literally" raised a boy from the dead.

Sounds like a "near miss"

So Jesus went around raising the dead and walking on water, how come the modern prophets can't do any of this? Where is their faith?

Bingo! This!

They could if they *needed* to (wink, wink). You heathen sign seekers!

Don't express honest doubt? Are you kidding Holland? I should just lie? This is like my mission all over again...

I love that "the church is perfect, the people are not" is now the official tag line of the church.

Fake it till ya make it.

"I'd like to bear my testimonkey that I know the corporation is rich...I mean the cult is right...I mean the church is true"

And a mormon just believes!

WIN!

LOL :)

He knows? I take it he was hanging out with Jesus on the cross, Joseph in the grove and has talked to god directly? He says he knows, he really needs to offer proof of the basis of this knowledge or shut the hell up.



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God that pisses me off when they say believe because I believe. What can he do to prove to me that he has superior knowledge to my own?

Because Jesuswantsme4asucker he is an

proph
prof
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damn its hard to type that world, let me try again:

asshole

Ah yes, the highest calling of all, asshole. What a mantle to wear.

Punky's dad has been endowed already.

He carries the title.

The Anus.

LOL!

Can we get a word count on the word "obedience" for this conference? This has to be a record number of references for that gem.

That one and family

As in "gays are icky"

True, they have poundes that nail as hard as is possible. the supreme court cases must have them scared prayerless.

Odd, Oaks forgot to mention that the donations represent less than 2% of total donations.

We appear not to follow the whole part of doing good in secret.