Charlotte Darwin, your reply under the "Interaction with stake presidency re: email sent to Christian ministers" thread inspired me to write the following:

Deaf eyes? Good call! Blind ears? That explains a lot. Come to think about it, the only body parts that TBMs how know how to use properly are their genitalia. But that's only partially true. They believe that using one's own personal genitalia to generate pleasure when one is alone with oneself with no possibility of conceiving another Mormon is sinful and dirty.

Maybe Prophet Monson should give a conference talk to teach the members what EYES are for and what EARS are for and what a BRAIN is for (and another popular use for GONADS).

Of course, that will happen when Jesus comes again or the sun burns out, whichever happens first.

Ok, call me out on mixing my analogies. You have given me the first laugh today. I was going to say deaf ears, but since he is reading the letter, not listening to the letter, I typed in eyes without thinking a third time. Glad I could give you a laugh too. Yeah, blind eyes is the correct analogy.