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Posted by: BabyCenter Snoop ( )
Date: December 23, 2013 09:45PM
Dropping your scriptures will make your future wife fat!

This is from the LDS Faith & Support group, which is a refuge for those who think the LDS Families -- Visitors Welcome group is too liberal.

http://community.babycenter.com/post/a46596229/stinkin_deacons

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Walking down the hallway at church yesterday there are 2 young men talking. Another group walked by and one of the boys drops his scriptures. The other boys says "ohhhhh, every time you drop your scriptures your wife gains 10 lbs"

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Posted by: NotSoSure ( )
Date: December 23, 2013 10:55PM
Re: Dropping your scriptures will make your future wife fat!

My poor husband must have dropped his scriptures 10 times! I wish I'd known before I married him--I would have chosen someone that could hang onto their scriptures better. :)

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Posted by: Mrs Claus ( )
Date: December 24, 2013 02:55AM
Re: Dropping your scriptures will make your future wife fat!

And WHAT is wrong with FAT women that it is a punishment for dropping holy books? I am not a lightweight, and my husband, you know him as Santa, finds me both ADORABLE and SEXY!!!

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Posted by: elderprice ( )
Date: December 24, 2013 05:18AM
Re: Dropping your scriptures will make your future wife fat!

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/no-fat-chicks1.jpg

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: December 24, 2013 05:24AM
Re: Dropping your scriptures will make your future wife fat!

I guess if you push out the scriptures of a brother so he drops them, he will have a fat wife! Sorta like stripping the ball carrier of the football.

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Posted by: Mnemonic ( )
Date: December 24, 2013 10:30AM
Too late!!!

Wish I would have known about this a long time ago.

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