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Posted by: ConcernedCitizen ( )
Date: January 18, 2014 12:01PM
New Mission calling: Shoe shine boy.

I would love to see an old school, derelict-looking, NYC-style shoe-shine stand set up in front of the COB. Young missionaries-in-waiting, rotating, as the "Shoe Shiners to the Stars." The Big 15 and their subordinates, all waiting patiently for the shoe-shiner of their choice, throwing down bets (using member tithes of course), as to who can spit-shine best and fastest..........

Winning missionary-hopefuls receive a free Temple cafeteria pass, and a ride in Monson's Audi.

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