Posted by:
Thomas $ Monson
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Date: February 27, 2014 07:34PM
"Nearer My Fraud to Me"
Nearer, my fraud, to me, nearer to me!
E'en though it be more lies spun religiously,
Still, all my fears shall be,
Nearer, my fraud, to me,
Nearer to me!
Though, like Joe in that jail, the guns shot down,
Summons were sent to me, my crimes were found,
Yet, in my schemes I see,
Hope that I will not be
Forced into court to plea,
"I am guilty."
Please let the way appear steps I can take,
That I won't have to say it's all a fake,
Lawyers must cover me,
Oh, @#$%&, arrest I see,
Tax fraud, the Treasury,
I'm about to pee!
Then, once the verdict's read, more questions raised,
Out for the world to see, globally blazed:
"Where has our tithing gone?"
"Funding malls is just plain wrong!"
Singing my jailbird's song,
Woe, woe is me!
Or if, by lucky chance, I soon should die,
Dead Tom can tell no tales, no case to try,
Still, all the hierarchy,
With nowhere they can flee,
Hauled into court to see,
Goddamn, we're treed!
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