Posted by:
Historischer
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Date: July 04, 2016 09:48AM
So the missionaries stopped by yesterday. Their objective was "to get to know you." I'm a nice guy sometimes, probably too nice. I let them in.
The senior guy was so blatant about it...I'm surprised he didn't open my refrigerator and look for beer. He kept looking around, probably desperate for anything he could report about me. That way, he gets credit as a promising leader; he knows how to work around apostates. And it livens up their dreary, horrible correlation meetings for another few weeks.
No, no floozies back there in the bedroom. No, no ashtrays, no beer bottles. no coffee maker. A totally wasted visit, Elder _______ (insert name of famous prophet.)