Posted by:
Atari
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Date: September 14, 2017 01:39PM
I have been out of the church for 20+ years. I drink alcohol and coffee, I am a man who has sex with another man, I swim and ski on Sundays, I often call the Lord's anointed foul names, I usually vote for Democrats, I try to guide others out of the church, etc.
And yet, I still burn to a crisp in the sun. What the hell do I need to do to get some God-induced melanin?!