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Posted by: yeppers ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 12:36PM

Do you think that Joseph sMYTH could have built his religion today?

Do you think he flourished in the past because of a lack of communication?

I think he could still do it. Lots of people out there that would follow anything.

Look at Profit Peter Popoff... he's just a modern day Joseph sMYTH and is making millions.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 12:39PM

Despite our more modern world, the internet, and humanity's increase in knowledge, there are sadly still lots of people who will believe a slick con-man with a slick "god" story...

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Posted by: yeppers ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 12:44PM

Unfortunately, sometimes, it doesn't even have to do with God.

There are lots of "business opportunities" out there that you can join, and they let you buy a 4 serving box of mashed potatoes for $40 wholesale along with lots of other grossly overpriced products!

Then, all you have to do is sign up 2,000 other suckers to be a millionaire.

People will follow just about any leader, good or bad. It's in their nature.

Tribalism at it's worst.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 12:48PM

Excellent point.
And sometimes it's both -- like mormons doing MLMs :)

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Posted by: yeppers ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 01:24PM

Funny though, the church did speak out against MLMs in the last conference. They specifically said to avoid money making schemes. They must realize it is a problem within the church as well.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 02:28PM

MLM's were addressed not because they're evil, immoral, or manipulating; but because they are stealing $$$ from their tithing coffers. When BPs and SPs have to explain why the tithing is short, then MLM's become the scapegoat.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/13/2017 02:29PM by messygoop.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 01:25PM

"An angel instructed me that there was a 1 terabyte flash drive deposited in a stone box on the side of Hill Cumorah."

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 01:55PM

5" floppies, to make it old-timey!

(BYUBoner, this has nothing to do with you! Do NOT take this personally!)

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 02:09PM

BYUBoner with a 5" floppy?
I think you're being way too generous...:)

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 02:24PM

Listen well, wanker! The Boner would be happy with a 5-inch floppy if it worked. The drive is still there, but not the software! Hie still uses his legacy 3.5” equipment.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/13/2017 02:30PM by BYU Boner.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 02:28PM

Yes, a charismatic cult leader could build a cult around anything and use mass communications to market it. Joseph would get a new wardrobe, have a supermodel wife, and have a iPhone X.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 03:36PM

Many have pointed out the similarities between Jim Jones and JS. I know some of you will disagree, but I think a modern day Smith would have made a more inclusive message of hope and love to attract the masses. I don't think there would have been a BoM. Hell, he may have even pandered to the LGBT crowd. Who knows!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 02:34PM

Dude, I can help you with that software.
No, wait, that came out wrong...

Anyway, I'm totally in the cloud.
Which means, of course, no local performance issues :)

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Posted by: GregS ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 02:38PM

You've ascended!?

What's God like? I haven't seen him since...like...never.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 03:45PM

Sorry, Greg -- clouds are like totally terrestrial.
Above the ground a bit, sure...but no "heaven."

Especially if your cloud is AWS*. Absolutely no heaven.






* inside joke for engineer/IT types, AWS=Amazon Web Services

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Posted by: GregS ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 02:13PM

Would a shoebox stuffed with punch cards, translated from Reformed Cobol...er, Kobol...be too "old-timey"?

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 02:32PM

Only if the punchcards are read with a spiritual scanner! Good one, Greg!

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Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 03:55PM

He'd be sharing a jail cell w/ Warren Jeffs.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/14/2017 03:29PM by koriwhore.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 03:57PM

Yikes! Then, from what I've read, he'd be all sticky and would light up if exposed to UV light...

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