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Posted by: Master C ( )
Date: October 16, 2010 11:31AM
I had coffe this morning,

and a Coke. The spirit has left me, and I am in danger of losing my testimony. To make matters worse, this all happened at a sleep over, and now I think I may be attracted to men.

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Posted by: knotheadusc ( )
Date: October 16, 2010 11:48AM
Re: I had coffe this morning,

Very funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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Posted by: nalicea ( )
Date: October 16, 2010 11:52AM
nom nom nom (n/t)


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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: October 16, 2010 11:58AM
Re: I had coffe this morning,

Hahhahhaa! Thanks for the laugh out loud!

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Posted by: helemon ( )
Date: October 16, 2010 12:02PM
Please, dear God, tell me you didn't pierce your ear as well! (n/t)


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Posted by: honestone ( )
Date: October 16, 2010 12:07PM
Re: I had coffe this morning,

Hilarious. Loved the part about the sleep over.

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Posted by: Coffee ( )
Date: October 16, 2010 03:13PM
Re: I had coffe this morning,

Don't be afraid to spell coffee correctly. IT's actually spiritually enhancing your soul to drink it. Drink it up. Feel the spirit like a fire in your belly and your chest. This isn't heartburn, it's the spirit.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: October 16, 2010 03:41PM
Please tell me you aren't wearing flip flops! (n/t)


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Posted by: OnceMore ( )
Date: October 16, 2010 08:44PM
Re: I had coffe this morning,

Try this at your next sleepover: drink coffee and coke while wearing flip flops during the man-on-man ear-piercing portion of the evening.

For good measure, be sure to tune in some porn on the internet.

Conclude by calling the cops to arrest you.

Send a videotape chronicling all these events to Boyd K. Packer, c/o Hell on Earth, COB, Salt Lake City, Utah.

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Posted by: emanon ( )
Date: October 16, 2010 08:54PM
LOL!

Thanks for the great laugh and also what you said OnceMore.... "Send a videotape chronicling all these events to Boyd K. Packer, c/o Hell on Earth, COB, Salt Lake City, Utah."

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