And has been forced to pee in a fucking hospital cup container. How did it come this jesus fucking christ. Not getting a boner in this place sorry boner. But the surgery is finally done for christ's sakes lord knows how long its been delayed fuckin A. Watching me some tv for the first time in a long time. Patriots in the super bowl again? I predicted this last year. The badass is a fucking prophet. Look at my posts from last february i predicted they would put the patriots in the super bowl again. Well i really don't give a fuck i finally got my neck surgery done and that is all that matters in this world. At least to me. Thanks for all the support, i do this for you guys in a way. I didn't really care too much from the beginning, fuck i barely cared in the beginning didn't think i would ever make it to a better state where i wanted to be. I was kind of a bastard for a while on rfm and i acknowledge that. But i was in a lot of physical pain but i know that is no excuse for being a jackass. Fuck i think i am a little loopy from post-op pills so i should sign out. Just wanted to give guys an update of me peeing in containers haha.

Glad the surgery's done, and you survived!
Not sure I want to think about the image of you in a hospital gown with the open back...:)

Hang in there. Enjoy the TV.

Just letting my ass breathe haha.

I've been the one in the room when the surgery "victim" came to the room after back surgery. I can just picture your situation. He got to pee in a bottle, too. He actually fainted when they tried to get him up a little to be able to pee in the bottle or somewhere in that time period.

He had 2 more back surgeries, but I wasn't the one waiting for him coming out of surgery. I did end up after surgery with him after 3 hernia surgeries. His boyfriends were with him after his 2 second surgeries.

Anyway, hang in there. I think you'll feel better. He certainly has. He was a different person after his back surgeries. Just be careful. He wasn't careful. He is grounds supervisor for the hospital and did too much lifting, so he has had to have 2 more back surgeries. So BE VERY CAREFUL.

I hope to be a different person as well cl2.

Hoping you are up and running soon, pain free!!

Hint: you can ask for pants to match the top, so your ass isn't hanging out when they get you out of bed...

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Hint: you can ask for pants to match the top, so
> your ass isn't hanging out when they get you out
> of bed...

Hahaha why the hell did they not say i could put pants on? God damn old dog are you making shit up again? Well i do have things on my legs right now like blood pressure cuffs so that could be a problem.

Glad it went well. Today I'm contemplating fixing my neck. Hearing you are doing well will make that decision easier. Neck issues are in the same place.

63 is too damn old to move heavy wet snow and I'm paying for it.

sbg Wrote:
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> Glad it went well. Today I'm contemplating fixing
> my neck. Hearing you are doing well will make
> that decision easier. Neck issues are in the same
> place.
>
> 63 is too damn old to move heavy wet snow and I'm
> paying for it.

It's way too soon to say if it's a success or not. I really don't know. But the surgery was accomplished, still hurts though which they said it would.

No leaping for joy just yet.

Listen to your doctors and do as they say until your body heals.

I've known of people who felt so good post-surgery they went home and vacuumed only to land themselves back in the hospital from over exertion.

Just.go.slowly.and.take.it.easy.for.as.long.as.you.have.to.

I had surgery last Wednesday and am enjoying being waited on, and being on the receiving end for a change. I could get used to this, but also look forward to getting better. Recovery is a long road. Better put in the time now so you won't need to later.

I actually hate being waited on. It's annoying as fuck. You need anything adam? Every two seconds.

That’s my Badass! At least you didn’t experience getting a boner with a catheter, trust me, that ain’t fun! I had four the other night. Nothing like howling at the moon when that happens!

Now, on to healing. I’ve been thinking about you all day.

I’m glad the surgery is over, now, take good care of yourself! Don’t push any limits. There’s naturally going to be pain, but, it will go away in a couple of days. And, if you experience the joys of constipation, senna (very the counter) works very well. Follow the advice of your caregivers!

Alright, I’m going to stop being sentimental. Take good care of yourself, wanker! Stop fucking around and get to feeling better! You’re totally fuckin’ awesome! I love you, Badass!

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> That’s my Badass! At least you didn’t
> experience getting a boner with a catheter, trust
> me, that ain’t fun! I had four the other night.
> Nothing like howling at the moon when that
> happens!
>
> Now, on to healing. I’ve been thinking about you
> all day.
>
> I’m glad the surgery is over, now, take good
> care of yourself! Don’t push any limits.
> There’s naturally going to be pain, but, it will
> go away in a couple of days. And, if you
> experience the joys of constipation, senna (very
> the counter) works very well. Follow the advice of
> your caregivers!
>
> Alright, I’m going to stop being sentimental.
> Take good care of yourself, wanker! Stop fucking
> around and get to feeling better! You’re totally
> fuckin’ awesome! I love you, Badass!

Hope the pain is gone in two days. I will try not to fuck around anymore but i am not sure how to take life seriously. I was born in a fantasy lie boner, how the hell do you take life seriously after that. Seriously.

Yay its over !!!!!!!

Aren't you glad?

saucie Wrote:
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> Yay its over !!!!!!!
>
> Aren't you glad?

Yes i am glad but i have no idea if it even worked yet.

I don't guess you will know whether it worked until the immediate post-op pain fades. But at least you don't have to dread THE DAY anymore, because it has come and gone and you are still here to tell about it!!

Take it slow and easy for a while, OK?

catnip Wrote:
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> I don't guess you will know whether it worked
> until the immediate post-op pain fades. But at
> least you don't have to dread THE DAY anymore,
> because it has come and gone and you are still
> here to tell about it!!
>
> Take it slow and easy for a while, OK?

A nurse had to watch me brush my teeth, i think that is slow enough haha.

You brush your teeth!? What a p-ssy...

brushing your teeth does not mean you are a p-ssy old dog. The badass is just trying to be civilized these days and learn proper etiquette on how to take care of oneself haha. The civilized badass siiiiigning out.

Get well soon. Here's some Canadiana music to get you through it!

A classic here in Canada, but not much exposure outside our borders!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wY3DfQ2EUk

Enjoy the loopiness while it lasts. I hope your pain is managed well and that the surgery was a success.

Never been a fan of the loopiness of narcotics but you gotta do it especially right after surgery.