Funny Church Signs That Will Make You LOL

http://www.trend-chaser.com/lol/funny-church-signs-that-will-make-you-lol/?utm_source=ya&utm_campaign=365042417-9685260311-ya&utm_medium=HOMEPAGE_US-ya&utm_content=4e1ffd-34156925786-ya&utm_term=c-rain_fcs.jpg-n-ya

Try this one ...


https://i0.wp.com/dudeism.com/wp-content/uploads/meme_post_type_plugin/2018/02/1518842430__2010954979.jpg

What a bunch of unfunny christian propaganda. Most of the "jokes" don't make sense to atheists, because hogwash like "Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark" are nonsense. No-one made the Ark. It's fiction.

Also, trendchaser is a clickbait site. One pic per page, plus all the ads around it. Pass.

How it must stick in your craw that we are so successful in managing to hide our admiration for you.

But at least your photo is in the dictionary as an example of indefatigable. You da man!

elderolddog Wrote:
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> How it must stick in your craw that we are so
> successful in managing to hide our admiration for
> you.
>
> But at least your photo is in the dictionary as an
> example of indefatigable. You da man!

No need to be so rude. I just can't help saying it when I think something isn't funny. I also don't like having to click through for every individual photo. Trendchaser is more ads than content.

I like that, anonymous2. How in the world are you these days? Give Poncho a hug for me!
And, lol @Dave!

Still getting over that flu. Have'nt been good for weeks. Poncho is taking care of both me and my dad. We found out that Poncho could be a Taco Terrier. He's got the marking of one. He's very devoted to both me and my dad!!


On the bright side I got released from calling as SS Secretary today!! Taking care of my dad and me being sick this winter kinda helped!!


http://www.dogbreedplus.com/dog_breeds/taco_terrier.php

If the Ward Houses had signs what would they say?

Here's one idea:

NOT FEELING GUILTY?
STEP INSIDE - WE'LL FIX THAT!

There should be an asterisk next to "Visitors Welcome" and fine print that says "must be accompanied by a missionary or member."

... If you choose not to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you while we bear our testimony that the church is twoo. You have the right to be counseled by two mishies. If you have no mishies, two mishies will be assigned to you by some busybodies during one of our many inspired, boring meetings. Said mishies will stalk you till you are so bloody fed up you just wanna poison their freaking tea. Which is exactly why we don't drink tea. So now you know."

https://www.skrattnet.se/sites/default/files/styles/funnypicture/public/roliga_bilder/www-skrattnet-se-lustigt-anagram-1115381100.jpg?itok=jB0CVMcn

Well, the word is forbidden here on the forum can not write it down.

It is common that swedish kids perform this prank against the JWs.