what if it was:

Christians: 1

Lions: 0

¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~

it was only a matter of time before a christian finally won, right ? ~

christian-hunting-types should wipe the earth clean of lion-kind or at least drive them all onto reservations or something ~

dangerous murderous beasts they are ~

after what lions done to christian brothers and sisters all these years, they deserve it ~

thank you RealJesus™ that JHVH created man in He image ~ ~

including the ability to enjoy reaching out and smiting things ~

be it lions, false prophets, philistines, or what have you ~

in b 4 ~ lions are kind of like rilly big cats ~

rilly big giant killer cats ~

¿ an y'all know what all cats do right ?~

thas right ~ they sex it up like rabbits and make chit-loads more cats and cats and more cats and cats and cats and cats ~

these beasts need to be controlled ~

you think all the "spay and neuter your pets" ads on the TV and the radio are a bother ? ~

in b 4 ~ you have to send your A-#1 Melchizedek Priesthood Holder outside at night to spay the neighborhood lioness ! ~

the Good Book™ promises that one day these giant man/woman/child-eating felines will snuggle with cute little lambs ~

until then tho it's - Shoot on Sight !!! ~

the lions that is ~

don be shooting any false prophets ~

ya ~ in b 4 ~ it used to be legal in the lawless U. S. American West ~

but ~ in b 4 ~ it is not legal today ~

you can still legally smite false prophets though ~

that is what RfM does so well ~


ziller


ETA: P. S. ~ mebe the christian-hunters shouldn't kill all the lions ~ mebe just thin them out a little if theirs too many ~


ziller



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ziller Wrote:

> ya ~ in b 4 ~ it used to be legal in the lawless
> U. S. American West ~
>
> but ~ in b 4 ~ it is not legal today ~



It is legal in Florida.

Then Samson went down with his father and mother to Timnah, and they came to the vineyards of Timnah. And behold, a young lion came toward him roaring. Then the Spirit of the LORD rushed upon him, and although he had nothing in his hand, he tore the lion in pieces as one tears a young goat. But he did not tell his father or his mother what he had done. (Judges 14:5,6 ESV)

I would have used the jawbone of an ass, I think.

Who tears apart any creature?

One more reason that Bible is one vile book.

Anyway, the lion at least had a fighting chance.

Here's what I think of when somebody says "shooting lions..."

https://www.thebigcatproject.com/gallery/

Well, it's sort of a lion. . .

It's got stripes. . .

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trumps-sons-killed-exotic-animals

Don't get me started on Uday and Qusay.

You made the familial comparison, I didn't!



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ziller, please be nice to my kitties. They didn't even shed cat hair on your furniture.

Dave, your reference to Uday and Qusay made me giggle. However, as I recall, things didn't work out too well for them.

If you remember Daniel, the Christians had at least a sporting chance. Rome should be congratulated for allowing Christians to demonstrate the power of their faith in such a dramatic way.