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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 02:52PM
Don't forget!!!

You are no longer allowed to call it the Book of Mormon. From now on it's the Book of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. AND you get an extra piece of bread from the sacrament tray if you say, Even the Book of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 02:57PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

LOL! And they need their own musical of the same name which shows them as not clueless.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 03:28PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

I tried to find the official announcement on churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaintsnewsroom.com, but alas there's no such site.

Apparently the branch of the corporation the runs "mormonnewsroom.com" hasn't received the inspired prophet's official new scripture yet. Go figure.

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Posted by: Heidi GWOTR ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 05:49PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

Someone needs to buy that right away.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 06:29PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

$8.99 will do it...

https://www.name.com/domain/search/churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaintsnewsroom

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 06:35PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

Never mind. I couldn't help myself -- I now own it :)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 06:44PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

You need to ask when they come coming for "one meeeellllion dollars."

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 06:44PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

Just noticed this...same letters different spaces.

The Church of Jesus Christo flatter Days Aints.

Their Jesus is more Jesu Christo (by member numbers) than Jesus Christ and the are definitely passing flatter days though they really ain't got much more than self conflation going for them.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 06:47PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

I noticed that too! Probably 'cause, without spaces, the "f" stands taller...

I'm looking forward to setting up a web page on my new domain:

churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaintsnewsroom.com

Bet you can't guess what kind of "news" it will have...? :)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 06:49PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

LOL! Oh, do so do this, yeah even so.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 05:29PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

Mormon used in proper nouns are allowed.

Book of Mormon. Mormon Trail. Mormon Tabernacle Choir are still ok.

But not the proper noun of Mormon Church.

That's different.

Makes sense.

Right?

Yup

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Posted by: nli ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 06:40PM
Cmon, you're just overdoing it

Razortooth Wrote:
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> You are no longer allowed to call it the Book of
> Mormon. From now on it's the Book of the Church
> of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

You should remember that the book is named that because its main author was (supposedly) a man named Mormon.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: August 22, 2018 06:47PM
Re: Don't forget!!!

They need to stop announcing their abbreviated middle names while they're at it. Also, their other dumb GA protocols such as standing when one enters a room and standing when one leaves a building too.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 23, 2018 11:27AM
Re: Don't forget!!!

I heartily agree. No one cares about middle names/initials or archaic protocols.

Be leaders and not letters and standards.

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