I haven't seen any postings from BYUBoner in a while.
So, what happened?
Did he returned to TSCC and become a Missionary?
Was he hijacked to a house of Ill-repute?
Or is there too much late night studies of the Boner?

I was wondering, too.

He posted several times yesterday.

The Boner's plan to stick it to all of humanity remains in place...

He posted last Friday...he's alive and kicking.
Just texted with him last night :)

He's been very busy....but he's alive and kicking.

The same thing that happened to all of us. Mormonism.

NOT the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. (Or Choir of the CoJColDS, or whatever they're calling it now.)



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What ever happened to badassadam1

He became badam2 after being reprimanded by the owners of this board.

That’s good to know, I care about that wanker!

I care about you too boner and even Stillanon. His words always echoed in my brain to figure out how to get my life on track. Almost worked 40 hours last week. I feel I am finally gaining traction. Almost made a 100 dollars in tips a couple days ago as well. Football season is the season of giving.

Thank you for that. My riding your ass was not for pleasure. It was to try to get you to focus on recovery. It seems like you have made great strides. Keep it up. Your future is whatever you want it to be. I'm impressed with your new posts.

Hopefully I can keep improving. Deep down I do want to get better all the way if possible. I was told that I could heal all the way by a professional psychologist so I have to believe that I can.

Believe it or not, that was my goal. You were so wrapped up in "all these bad things happened to me-I'll never be OK". It frustrated the Hell out of me. Yeah, you were lied to, and your father was a dick. There are millions of people out there with similar issues. You can't get better by drowning yourself in self pity. All I ever wanted for you was to stop making reasons for failing to recover and get busy recovering. It sure seems like you've figured that out. Keep going.

♡

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

And where's Waldo while we are looking...

Waldo and Carmen San Diego ran off together, headed from Arizona to Northern Idaho (where everybody goes to hide).

On the way through Utah, they ran across The Boner, sitting in a bar all by his lonesome. For some reason, Waldo found him strangely attractive, which pissed Carmen off...

So Carmen ditched Waldo, leaving him at the Bar with The Boner, and headed north. In Southern Idaho, her car broke down. A kindly gentlemen, know as the Badass, stopped to help her fix it, and had her up and running in no time. As they both tried to close the hood at the same time, their hands touched, there was a spark...

And everyone lived happily ever after!

(I have the weirdest dreams...)

~ in b4 ziller


I approve of this dream. Some people have said I look a little like Waldo...and John Lennon...and when I weighed 40 lbs more Bill Gates.

Waldo & Carmen lucked onto (into?) an airport trip with SLCabbie;
NO CHEAP-O UBER OR LYFT FOR THEM!

Thanks for the shout-out folks. I have been posting and being a pest, in general.

I DONT KNOW HOW TO QUIT YOU, RfM!

Step One: "I am powerless over Recovery From Mormonism, and my life is becoming more manageable."

Wait--that's not quite right--it's an inverse negative, no... Aaarghh!!

Nice to see you post!

But the real question for you, oh firm one:

Did you like my story (above)? :)

I’ll stick with Caffiend’s Mormon romances!

PS who’s driving through downtown LA, you or me?

I was going to say me.
But since you insulted my story, I think it's you!
So there!

(doesn't matter to me. Whatever works best for you, you're already coming a long way, so lemme drive a little!)

The makings of a great remake of "On the Road."

As long as this time the guys leave the Dust Bowl refugees and the migrant laborers alone. Getting girls pregnant and then leaving for NYC or SF isn't good behavior.

Well Lottie, you could come with us and we could role play Kalifornia. I’ll be David Duchovny, Caffiend will be Brad Pitt, i’m not sure how Hie and the Dawg fit it ...

I'll be boner's higher power. I ain't no moroni though.

Are you in LA?! ARE YOU IN LA??!!!

No, but he plays a guy who WILL be in LA on tv.

(don't worry dog, I already suggested that you be in on the frivolity!)

Well, frivoldee-dee!

Mrs. Boner suggested I stay a few days after our rendezvous with the Mouses—Mickey and Minnie. Donald’s Boner.

Game on!!!!!!!

I gotta plan Motor City first, but let’s do it! Hell, who’s afraid of Baptist grandparents anyways?

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> I gotta plan Motor City first, but let’s do it!
> Hell, who’s afraid of Baptist grandparents
> anyways?

Mormon Grandparents?

I was resisting the temptation to hijack the thread, but here goes: My first grandson was born on the Left Coast this morning, "Charles Randall C*****," Randall being my name. 6.5 pounds, very healthy, and I texted two RfM posters images of the So I'll be in their neck of the woods in six weeks or so, and we're getting really psyched. I hope to spend several days in the Moridor afterwards doing research for my novel (Boner's reference to a "Romance." No, it's a love story! Epic!)

ElderOldDAWG: we have a little something in common. "Randall" comes from the English/German "Randolph," and is derived from the Early English/Anglo-Saxon roots of "Runt" and "Vulf," as in "runt-wolf," or "offspring of a wolf." I wonder if there's a similar Romulus & Remus myth in the Germanic past? Boner, how could Wagner overlook that?

So, ElderOldDAWG, as one son-of-a-bitch to another, I salute you and look forward to meeting you!

Big congrats, Gramps! Give my regards to the family. Oh, and just so we’re clear on this—my grandkids are cuter! Bro-hugs to my Boston brother!

It's gonna be excellent!

Congrats on the grandall-son!

Congratulations Caffiend. Grandchildren are great (I have 2 :-).

Tell Minnie that Mickey has a long tail for a reason...

Gatorman
Already suffering this football season
Is it basketball season yet?

Solution to Gatorman Woes: Become a Patriots fan!

E.D., probably

Hey! I take my meds as directed! :)