About putting away the natural man who is the enemy of God.
I said,"I thought Mormons were on a mandatory Social Media fast?
He replied, on social media mind you,
"Only for the Young Women, The rest of us were invited to join them. Besides I am on a social media fast. I just use it to communicate through IM. Besides, Im not Mormon. I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ. Mormon was a man who lived a long time ago who wrote the Book of Mormon. Hence the name."
Me: Mormon was never a dirty word when I was Mormon. What the hell happened?"
He said that the Prophet had a revelation that Mirmon wasn't cool with God any more.
I said, "so much for a God who never changes huh?
He went on to tell me the good news, that they shortened Services to two hours instead of 3! (As if thatd ever convince me to return to Platos Cave.
I said, still 2 hrs too long for me.
He said, I hear you!



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Hmmmm, so an unnatural man is a friend to God?

Come you spirits, unsex me! The Friendly Boner.

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> Hmmmm, so an unnatural man is a friend to God?
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> Come you spirits, unsex me! The Friendly Boner.
As a Naturalist and a Humanist, that stupid racist cliche disguised as scripture, always rubbef me the wrong way.
Why would God create his enemy?
If He was supposed to create us in his likeness, that'd mean either
A. God was evil or
B. We are naturally, nothing like Him or
C. That's fucking nonsense