Son, if anyone tells you that girls have something called breasts with nipples on them, it’s not true. That’s just something Hugh Hefner made up to sell magazines.

Sex en for Mormon youth:


great idea, do U have specific suggestions?


home, church, or school?

including birth control (infamous condom & banana, ha ha)?

In b4 ziller.

I have nothing really good to add.

Ya' gotta' ask for pics, man!

Damn, I forgot.

SexEd for churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaintsnotmormons youth:

Sex is bad. Evil, disgusting, dirty, disgraceful.

Until you're married.

Then it's good, as long as it's for making babies, and engage in with your garments on.

Amen.

Slight correction: yes, sex is evil and all those other things. And you yourself are evil and all those other things too. Just for existing.

Well, it's still close to evil in their eyes, even w/legally married spouse. They don't want you to really *enjoy* it, you know. Nor would they want it to take precedence over other activities, like ministering, or cleaning the building, or forking over your hard-earned dollars to the corporate sole.

Sounds like something that would also be taught here in the South aka "The Bible Belt".

And, remember and never forget: Every misfortune you encounter in your life is punishment because you had sex, or you had sex at the wrong time, or you had sex with yourself. That explains why you had bronchitis, your car broke down, you don't have enough money, your dog died, etc.

There is no such thing as a vagina. Some girls will say anything to get attention.

Jesus and I worked out a program for my youth:


Above the waist,
It's all so great;
Below the waist
ya gotz ta wait.

Masturbation is a sin next to murder. You don’t have to know what masturbation means. Just don’t do it.

I was told to always stay in groups of people when I dated. Never be alone with a girl until you are married in the holy temple.
My ghad, premarital sex is the best sex on Earth! It is so wonderful. To deny people of that is a sin akin to murder in my book.

Who's your daddy?

I learned what masturbation was from my bishop. I was really young and in the interview he asked me if I masturbated. I had no idea what masturbation was. I answered ah I don't think so. The bishop smiled and said do you know what masturbation is? I go no. Then he told me what it was.

So there you go. Mormon sex education.

Mormonism doesn't know who, or what, God - or GOOD, for that matter - is, so they-it can't teach you, guide you, or walk beside you... because it doesn't walk, can't guide, and doesn't know what to teach - or teaches the (wrong) same thing over and under and over again, with wicked twists and scares and abandonment.

It's a lost "religion"
No one can find it

It's sexless. Faceless.
Meaningless, really.

D.O.N.'T

We don't know if we teach, feel, do, or even know that anymore, or ever did.
We don't know who we are - don't care, and don't want to find out - and we certainly don't want, or need, anymore of us.

Don't learn about yourself. You might discover something!
Might grow. Have joy. Love. Don't find out ANYTHING!