I joined the Church "just as" correlation was taking hold. What did going to Church seem like to me?

1) Eating frozen veggies, still frozen, still in the plastic wrappers.

2) Boring as watching the grass grow (actually, I'd prefer to watch the grass grow)

3) Eating mashed potatoes, and ONLY mashed potatoes, with no gravy, no salt, no pepper, no seasoning of any kind, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, every day of the week, every week of the month, every month of the year, every year of your life.

And now the Nelsonator is reducing content and telling you that less is more...more special.

It would be like MacDonald's halving the size of its regular french-fries and telling you that it's their new and improved "Heart-Friendly FF Pack with Extra Specialness!"

OP, why just the left nut and not the right? Are they like Twix bars or something?