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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 04, 2019 02:49PM
Hey, mormons, here's a money-maker...for free!

Although it makes sense that they've already thought of this...

Now we know that it would not be good to have it known that the 2nd Anointing had a price tag. That would smack of selling indulgences, which was a very profitable, but not very Christ-like, practice.

So... How about going to very rich, but not all-that-faithful-in-their-daily-lives mormons and suggesting that if a suitable Will or Trust were written, in which the church was prominently featured, the 2nd Anointing, from a senior, wrinkled apostle, would be given.

(What rich old fart wants Dieter washing the old fart's wife's feet, and having her gush on and on about it for the rest of her life?!)

Guaranteed entry to top-floor heaven and it doesn't cost you a dime! And it probably won't beggar the kids...

Rusty, it's my last free-be.

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Posted by: nolongerangry ( )
Date: May 04, 2019 03:07PM
Re: Hey, mormons, here's a money-maker...for free!

Another money maker is to stop paying tithing. Mormons get extremely sore when you suggest this to them, it is quite funny how mad they get at the notion.

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