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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 07:50PM
Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=52&v=XDdTuVUtdnI

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 08:09PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

The tie-in to mormonism is that mormonism attaches to you and sucks the life out of you.

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Posted by: nolongerangry ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 08:48PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Look at her eyeball. It tells all.

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Posted by: azsteve ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 10:19PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

...and for the mormon tie-in, Mormonism causes you bleeding and pain when you detach it from yourself.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/12/2019 10:21PM by azsteve.

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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 08:19PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Don't EVER tell me not to put a live octopus on my face! Nobody tells me what to do! Who do you think you are? The bishop?...Wait...Ouch...Okay...Maybe you were right. THIS time...Ouch...How do you get this thing off? Hey! Gimee back my lip!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 10:23PM
Thanks, Dave--I owe you big time.

I was just about to put a live octopus on my face, when I happened to bring up RfM, and came upon your thread. So I decided not to. You're a real face-saver!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 12:13AM
Re: Thanks, Dave--I owe you big time.

Don’t let that octopus near your Glock: you’d regret it.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/13/2019 12:14AM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 06:03PM
You have no idea how many .40 SW rounds it takes to kill an octopus. (n/t)


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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 11:20PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Well that sucks.

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Posted by: Brother Barnum ( )
Date: May 14, 2019 05:27AM
There's a sucker born every minute (n/t)


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Posted by: FelixNLI ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 12:51AM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Real good object lesson Dave - except I think We all know how Mormonism does that. Good lesson for people who have never been Mo's though. Thanks for reminding us just in case we think about going back.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 01:00AM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Follow the Profit.

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 03:35AM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Well that ruins my plans for next weekend.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 03:50AM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

I would imagine so, Aquarium123.

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Posted by: anonyXmo ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 03:57AM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

yeah I kinda figured that since it has a huge dang PARROT BEAK right in the middle and would likely chew your face off ... what's the deal with the PARROT BEAK on an octopus? God musta been drunk that day ... "hey let's put a beak on this thing!"

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 05:03AM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Octopus eat shell fish. The beak helps to break and open up the shells.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 03:02PM
Re: the beak ~

in b 4 ~


you exmos are doing it wrong ~


you are supposed to remove the beak b4 you have sexy time with it ~


it's ok ~


it grows back ~


don;t ask ziller how he knows this ~

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 04:09AM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

We know octopuses are astoundingly intelligent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalopod_intelligence



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/13/2019 04:23AM by Tevai.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 06:01AM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Obviously more intelligent than this YouTuber.

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Posted by: Octopus ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 08:14AM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Poor woman? What about me? I was just moseying along one morning, looking forward to crab cakes and barnacles for breakfast, when I was mercilessly attacked by this strange ugly being who wanted to eat me or kiss me.

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Posted by: Jordan ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 02:42PM
How does anyone find this kind of thing online without looking for it? LOL (n/t)


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Posted by: Chicken N.Backpacks ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 04:13PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

First thing I thought of:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l5tpY6SXMc

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 04:52PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Clearly there are better places to put one.

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Posted by: Richard Starkey ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 05:58PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

https://youtu.be/m_2D1iLUGkA

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 07:17PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus anywhere!

Only an octopus in boots

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Posted by: Elyse ( )
Date: May 15, 2019 04:20PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

Interestingly, Yanis Varoufakis used that when he pointed out that EU sits like an octopus on the face of Greece.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 15, 2019 07:31PM
Re: Don't EVER put a live octopus on your face !

That's right.

The little girl, wise beyond her years, was using the octopus to make a point about the politics of national soveriegnty in Europe.

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