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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 21, 2019 11:48AM
Cain free (song parody)

Cain free, as free as the blood flows
As free as straight hair grows
Cain free for your shallow heart
Curse free and duty surrounds you
The Spirit still astounds you
Thinking of Kolob so far
Stain free where no curse divides you
You're clean as detergent Tide
So there's no need to hide
Cain free and life is worth living
But only worth living
'Cause you're Cain free
Stain free where no curse divides you
You're clean as detergent Tide
So there's no need to hide
Cain free and life is worth living
But only worth living
'Cause you're Cain free

Inspired by this.
https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,2096699,2225736#msg-2225736

And this.
Born Free
Matt Monro

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Posted by: Raw Bride ( )
Date: May 21, 2019 12:04PM
Re: Cain free (song parody)

Slittin', Slittin', Slittin',
Slittin', Slittin', Slittin',
Slittin', Slittin', Slittin',
Slittin', Slittin', Slittin',
More Bride!

Keep Slittin', Slittin', Slittin',
Though the oaths are flowin',
Keep them ladies comin', More Bride!
Through rain and wind and weather,
Heck bent for leather,
Wishing my girl was by my hip,
All the things I'm missin'
More kiddies, love and kissin',
Are waiting at the end of my trip.

Garment on, wed 'em up, wed 'em up, garment on
Garment on, wed 'em up, more bride!
Wed 'em up, ride 'em in, ride 'em im,
Wed 'em up, cut 'im out, Ride on in, More Bride!
Hie'yah! Hie'yah!

Keep Mormon, Mormon, Mormon
though they're disapproving,
Keep them ladies rollin', more Bride!
Don't try to understand them,
Anoint and robe and wed 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide!
My heart's calculating,
My true loves all be waiting,
All waiting at the end of my ride.

Garment on, wed 'em up, wed 'em up, garment on
Garment on, wed 'em up, more bride!
Wed 'em up, ride 'em in, ride 'em im,
Wed 'em up, cut 'im out, Ride on in, More Bride!
Hie'yah! Hie'yah!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 21, 2019 12:16PM
Re: Cain free (song parody)

LOL! That was raw.

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