Posted by:
elderolddog
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Date: April 20, 2015 06:23PM
I'm on a sort of half-assed mission to get my membership number, but without having to give them enough info so that they'll be able to actually knock on my door. That's for their sake, not mine...
I talked with 'cindy' on Mormon(dot)org and she said that all I could do was contact my bishop, whom she kindly ID'd for me, including when Sac meeting starts. eww!
She did admit that maybe I could talk to membership records in SLC, but she didn't have a number, and again counseled me to see my bishop.
I went to lds(dot)org to try to find a phone number and couldn't, but I did find this gem. I'm not kidding, I got sick to my stomach and it got worse and worse the more I read.
I do NOT want to be in the same kingdom as these mopes... I'll take outer darkness con mi vieja over these people, whom I consider to be really, really freakish.
https://www.lds.org/topics/service/family-history/family-church-history-missionary?lang=eng