Posted by:
Elder Berry
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Date: January 17, 2020 01:05PM
The church could convert their "pass along" cards into condoms. That way they would only give them to adults. It would increase the goodwill towards missionaries in many places (but not some I know) and the missionaries could explain that when they wanted to know more about a religion where they wouldn't need to use them then they could give them a call.
It would provide a needed service. It would help people in the act of "committing" a "sin" to focus on Christ. And on an on. I can't see a downside for them.
Screw Gary Herbert. I met him a bunch of times as a kid. His brother lived in my ward. He is a slimy salesman.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/17/2020 01:05PM by Elder Berry.