For those who feel put off by a whole lot of mocking, you'll want to skip this one. A minor swear and a lot of irreverent tomfoolery is written below, fair warning.
There is talk on this thread about revelation on the names of Elohim's parents and our HM(s).
https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,2279900JS could've expounded on this easily. You know, all you have to do to find out is to half-aspyxiate yourself inside a sweaty hat and the names come right to you.
I just came in from shoveling and was already a bit out of breath and my wool cap delivered me plenty of sweat-scented, hypoxic celestial vision just from giving it a cursory "do I wash it now or get one more shovel out of it" sniff. (Answer: wash)
But for all of you who are a bit too busy to probe the universal family tree with a moist post-shovel beanie, I have carefully noted my discoveries. I still don't have permission from the talking mushrooms in the back yard to dig up my plates, so consider this revelation free. I understand now why JS didn't talk about this a whole lot...some of it is, you know, a little risque. But times have changed and my wool cap thinks you are ready. You're welcome.
The most relevant point to start in the lineage is Glambernotumulon and his holy hausfrau, Hunkidori. The second she was resurrected she got to work and thus landed wife spot #1 and popped son #1, Hamologolumer, which approximately means "neener neener, you slow bitches" in the Celestial tongue.
Hamologolumer got with Pogametimlish, aka #703, and they had Timtambygosh, who fancied Rimdimpakabi, who gave him Mokoshko. It gets a bit fuzzy here because his #45, Galbenufez, had a bit of a reputation, and even though Mokoshko is listed as the official daddy, my wool cap snickers that it may have been the doing of Erjaz, a notorious na'er-do-well. At any rate, the kid was named Klepto, which I found telling.
Klepto was super unusual in that he actually never polygamized, and his wife grew quite plump with all the spirit baby-making. She was also busy and distracted with such an enormous brood that she once dropped her eldest boy right on his spirit noggin.
They an remain unpopular couple in the CK, being viewed as eccentric, and when it came time for their eldest son to glorify, Grandfather Mokoshko, either due to his grandson's uncanny resemblance to Erjaz's grandkids, or just because of his opinion that "that boy ain't right", had a chat with Klepto, and they made sure that the kid went a long ways off to do his own creating with a very basic set of cosmic legos and a Grow-an-Ape kit.
That is why Elohim repeatedly told early monotheists that he was the only one, because it just really feels that way when your family of origin is so weird.
When he'd get to missing Mom, (things were rather strained with Klepto, so visits were not possible), he inspired his little clay people to whittle carvings of her jolly plump physique in stone or ivory, which we find in many archeological sites today. He even allowed a lot of the first people to make up different names for her and pray to her. Why not? They were better names than Zibindashanom, which means "consistently late to parties" in the Celestial tongue, and what new father doesn't hope his mother will show up now and then to help with the babies?
It may sadden you to discover that Chlamydia, Elohim's wife #22, onetime favorite, and progenetrix of many historically significant souls such as Jesus, Lucifer, and Hercules, chose to "consciously uncouple" with Elohim quite a long time ago.
She just wasn't the nicest wife. Actually all of Elohim's wives have a real mean streak. Elohim just wasn't that great of a catch with all the drama in his family line, and he thought more of designing cows than he did in taking a wife, so naturally he wound up with some temperamental CK ladies.
In the end, he didn't mind his Chlamydia going away, it was kind of a relief. Her name persists in the world...Elohim is not above the occasional pointed joke.
People keep procreating and so to keep up with the soul demand, Elohim has had to be very careful about keeping his harem happy. They found out about his little tributes to his Mom, insisted on cults of their own and spent antiquity trying to top each other in popularity among the clay people, until that upstart boy Jesus incarnated and put a stop to the shenanigans. He was pretty close to his human mom after his HM left him to be raised by a single parent, and made sure Mary of Nazareth will be remembered as the Queen of Heaven.
Nowadays, people don't believe that any of Elohim's wives are real, except maybe one...which makes Asherah smile, because she's #931 and an eternity spent putting up with Lilith and the others is such a drag.
So you see, it was a rather indelicate matter for JS to discuss. We have multiple Heavenly Mothers, but the real powerhouse reproducer was a bag of crazy who took off. JS was very busy trying to piss off his fellow primates enough to get himself killed, so he didn't have time to explain this complicated, blended family situation.
If you have doubts as to whether or not Chlamydia is your HM, I will be happy to huff my wool cap a bit more and confirm it for you. A small Matrisnarkal Blessing donation is all I ask, just for wool cap maintenance, of course. I take PayPal.