Growing up Mormons had Gold and Green Balls. A dance, not under mens garments.

Do they still have this big dance?

Traded gold & green in for blue.

(old, I know, couldn't resist)

Q: Do you smoke after sex ?

A: I don't know. I've never checked.

I have not heard of there being one since I was a teenager back in the 1980s. My kids have never even heard of them, and my two oldest are in their 20s.

another inspired program down the toilet, will anyone other than we old farts notice?

prolly not.

We haven't had any reports of Gold and Green balls on this board, except for people reminiscing about the old days.

We have had reports of church members from wealthy wards financing their own entertainments. IIRC Laguna Niguel was one such example.

Gold and Green Balls are no longer held because LaVonda and the other girls were wearing skirts the were too short and were dancing too close to those boys.
Now the Mormons periodically hold 'Stake Dances'. The youth have to have a dance card signed by their bishop to attend. That gives the bishop a chance to explain the dance rules and of course to ask any other questions he feels inspired to ask. These stake dances are adequately chaperoned by Pharisee Mormons to make sure the youth behave and don't have too much fun

the name "Pharisee Mormon" is relatively new and may be unfamiliar to some of the readers;

these people used to be known as 'Nazi-Mos' or "Nazi-Mormons", but someone up at PR woke up & determined that the real Mormon Nazis were offended by a dilution of their identity, so they changed it to 'Pharisee Mormon'.

thank you.