Ok, satire.

But how anxious would you be to be asked to visit someone with an active case of covid-19 and oil up your hands and squeeze their head for a minute? Then return home with whatever you picked up there.

Euwwww.

GAs, of course, but even local top leadership in wards and stakes tend not to be spring chickens. I see a thinning of the ranks coming.

Maybe this is how women will get the Priesthood.

"I hereby ordain you blah blah blah. Ok, here's your oil. You go give the blessing."

Good one!

Hey I just heard the word directly from Glenn Beck: "We did this to ourselves. We eliminated God from our lives and so..."

That's a direct quote. He said it while talking about the Coronavirus (COVID-19). He insists we all need to pray and ask God for forgiveness. We brought this all on ourselves according to him.

I didn't bother to listen to the rest of his sentence. I hit the "Off" button.

That's the only solution Glenn Beck has folks!

Ha ha. Very funny. But it is probably not that far fetched!

oil in my ear

Right I saw how effectivve "priesthood blessings" were when my wife had cancer.
Totally N O T !!!!

Next best thing to a Christian Science Practitioner's "absent" (i.e. long distance) treatment. Since physical matter does not exist, neither does distance. Unless we're utilizing quantum mechanics, in which case... Shroedingerscat, a little help here, please...?

"Maybe this is how women will get the Priesthood. I hereby ordain you blah blah blah. Ok, here's your oil. You go give the blessing."

And when the blessing(s) fail by the women, guess who's fault that will be? Dem wimmin's...not enough faith.