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tumwater
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Date: October 18, 2020 07:42PM
A powerful Senator died and was at the Pearly Gates being judged by St. Peter.
St. Peter was a little stunned and said "We don't get many people so politically powerful as you up here, I'll need to do a little research on how to handle your situation."
I little while he comes back and said, "Okay, you need to declare if you want to go heaven or to hell."
The Senator quickly responded, " I want heaven."
St. Peter then says, "Hold up, not so fast you need to spend a day in hell and then a day in heaven. After that you can make you decision."
The Senator agreed and was whisked away to hell.
In hell it was beautifully landscaped, beautiful scenery, friendly people and world class championship golf courses, all available for the Senator to enjoy.
He got into a foursome at one of the golf course, they were great players and very friendly. The Senator had the best day on the links on one of the toughest course he had ever seen.
Afterward, the group went out to a fabulous restaurant and had the best meal he ever, great wines, outstanding service, everything was just perfect.
Too soon the day was over and he was sent back to St. Peter and off to a day in heaven.
In heaven, things were nice, but not as great as hell, in fact he found things to rather ordinary. He could hardly wait to get back to see St. Peter.
When he got back to the final judgement, he quickly said he wanted to go hell. St. Peter asked if he was sure and there was no turning back.
The Senator said things were so much better in hell, so off he went.
When he got to hell, everything was different, the land was scorched, dry and hot. The people were mean, food was garbage, no golf, just hard work.
He saw Satan and asked, "What's going on, this isn't anything like it was a couple of days ago?"
Satan responded, "A couple of days ago we were campaigning, this is what it is like after you vote."