https://www.ksl.com/article/50207620/st-george-man-stripped-naked-entered-church-during-services-police-say


That is really baring one's testimony.

A month of hundred degree days will do that to ya!

I saw where a British reporter/newscaster answered her quarantine room door in Australia recently without benefit of clothing or mask, as a protest against their quarantine procedures. The authorities were not amused, and immediately deported her ass (and everything attached to it).

"On June 14, Miller was charged with assault by a prisoner, a third-degree felony, in a separate case after attacking a sleeping fellow jail cellmate 'because he was sick of cleaning up after all of them,' court documents say."

So last month, while already in jail, he was charged with a felony while behind bars… and still got released while awaiting trial. "The court finds defendant is not a present danger to the community." Sounds about right. /s

Perhaps the judge will get a clue this time, revoke bail, and keep this person locked up until trial. No more pre-trial home detention.

I have always had the belief that Mormons can make a faith promoting story out of anything.
I just don't see how they can do that with this incident.
Maybe my long held belief has been exposed as untrue?

Shinehah Wrote:
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> I have always had the belief that Mormons can make
> a faith promoting story out of anything.
> I just don't see how they can do that with this
> incident.
> Maybe my long held belief has been exposed as
> untrue?

As the naked man was bashing the sacrament table, and his man bits flopping wildly about, two Elders took a hold of the man and put him on the ground. They poured holy oil on him and gave him a blessing. The man immediately calmed. And was escorted out of the chapel.

The bishop stood up and prayed for the spirit to be made abundant in the room. And the meeting continued in peace.

I am so thankful to have men with the priesthood watching over us. Men who know how to use their priesthood for righteous purposes. And I'm happy to belong to a church where people can call on the Lord, and have their prayers answered immediately.

How did I do?

I felt the spirit just reading about this faith promoting experience. Maybe I was too quick to quit church.

My belief that naked man at sacrament meeting could be made faith promoting has been confirmed!
Still doesn't mean that most of what I believed about the church for a long time had any truth to it.

Now, there’s a trend setter.

Lives with his mother.
"Mental health issues"
Court-appointed lawyer will claim he was "off his meds," and seek a referral to "mental health" professionals in lieu of prosecution.

Same with January 6 rioters.

Is that what the January 6 rioters were doing ?

"Authorities were confused by a large number of individuals who arrived at the scene of the arrest, protesting: 'But can't you see what a fine new suit of clothing our Emperor is wearing?'"

^ This

The bishop looked as his counselors and said, "I can clearly see he is nuts"

Finally, some relief from the boredom.

Your honor, the defendant was merely performing his Christian duty to turn the other cheek.

We ask you to drop all charges in the same manner that the defendant dropped his drawers.

The holy ghost

Where are the bare naked ladies (not the band, The Bare Naked Ladies) serving sacrament. Nobody would say a thing!!

What about the entire junior choir hot tubbing it up in buff, in the baptistry font: Times Southern. The elders would have a fit!

LDS in the water and the whole audience begins to break out in dance, as the organist plays on and the director disects, and the clothes come off, as the 'church' goes off the rails and the people get back on track... before they get back - to what they were doing when they were having fun, BEFORE 'CHURCH'.

There is NO USE going to TMC (the Mormon 'church')
Naked or dressed to the nines, even the tens.
There is no excuse!