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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: September 20, 2021 12:01AM
Maybe God is a crab

Since so many things evolve into crabs.
Maybe we will ultimately be crabs.
In that case, God is a crab.
His image and all that.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3XLXPvw

"I peench."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/20/2021 12:05AM by bradley.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 20, 2021 12:27AM
Re: Maybe God is a crab

…he’s definitely crabby.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 20, 2021 01:41AM
Re: Maybe God is a crab

God gives you the crabs.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: September 20, 2021 02:29AM
Re: Maybe God is a crab

Oh, I don't know about that.

God obviously cares enough to tell many of his followers that COVID is a hoax and they should not get vaccinated against it. Surely that sort of divine guidance is generous, not crabby.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: September 20, 2021 07:42AM
Re: Maybe God is a crab

Didn't you hear? Unvaccinated semen is the next bitcoin. Alas, I found out too late to cash in.

It reminds me a lot of my old religion. My whole crowd lived in an alternate Universe.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 20, 2021 12:08PM
Re: Maybe God is a crab

I guess I can't pay you to beat it.

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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: September 20, 2021 11:50AM
Re: Maybe God is a crab

For scientific confirmation, watch the 1957 Roger Corman film masterpiece, ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: September 20, 2021 04:52PM
Re: Maybe God is a crab

We don't know if god is married, his wife has never been seen or mentioned, so we must assume he's single.

God didn't marry within 45 days, so we must assume he was transformed into a lobster.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 20, 2021 04:53PM
Re: Maybe God is a crab

As crab once was...

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: September 20, 2021 04:55PM
Re: Maybe God is a crab

She lives in the crab nebula (aka Kolob).

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