Posted by:
joesmitty
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Date: September 22, 2021 06:19PM
My mole at Church headquarters has informed me that at Oct. conference next week, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir (Satan wins again) is going to premier the following two new verses to the Mormon hymn "Praise to the Man":
Verse 4
Praise to the man who bullshit Jehovah;
never met a man he couldn't defraud;
with stone in his hat he claimed convenient revelations;
even told his flock he hung with Jesus and God.
Chorus
Praise to the man who bullshit Jehovah;
praise to the man who had the gift to defraud;
praise to the man who claimed convenient revelations;
praise to the man who claimed to hang with Jesus and God.
Verse 5
Praise to the man who had sex for Jehovah;
who slept with dozens of women just to please his God;
he didn't want to cheat on Emma 'til threatened by an angel:
bed all those women or perish by the rod.
Chorus
Praise to the man who bullshit Jehovah;
praise to the man who had sex to please his God;
praise to the man who claimed convenient revelations;
praise to the man who hung with Jesus and God.
I feel the spirit already.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2021 06:20PM by joesmitty.