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Posted by: 3X ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 09:07AM
Still soaking after all these years [Adult Subject]

Perhaps "soaking" will be the next mormon intramural sport:

https://nypost.com/2021/09/27/what-is-soaking-the-mormon-teen-sex-act-going-viral/



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/28/2021 06:28PM by Tevai.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 10:29AM
Re: Still soaking after all these years

I guess in the end all really does come down to what the definition of "is" is, haha.

Not unique to Mormons, but in the end renaming and redefining makes everything wrong right again.

But "Jump Humping". Gives a new definition to the meaning of chaperoning. Hilarious. I will laugh at that all day.

So nice to see the Mormons get some well deserved press.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 10:56AM
Re: Still soaking after all these years

OMG. Just showed the article to some people here at work (all non Mormons) and one response was, "Oh yeah. The Provo Dip! Haha." Said they are famous for it haha again.

Once again proving all the old sayings true and this time it's, "Where there's a will, there's a way."

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Posted by: Tiger ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 11:07AM
Re: Still soaking after all these years

"Where there's a willy, there's a
way."

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Posted by: nli ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 03:46PM
Re: Still soaking after all these years

That was a theme in my prizewinning short story for RfM "Staying Morally Clean at BYU"

https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,2282953

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 04:08PM
Re: Still soaking after all these years

I remember. We got teased with a while for we finally got to see it. That was a clever and highly entertaining story. Loved it.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 04:08PM
re: soaking ~

IN !!! ~

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 04:10PM
Re: Still soaking after all these years

Hmmm, all sounds a bit Tantrik to me...

Tom in Paris with the Tibetan neighbours

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 04:21PM
Re: Still soaking after all these years

How very esoteric of you, Tom. I'm impressed.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 06:15PM
Re: Still soaking after all these years

Hah! Excellent observation--except that in Tantra you don't get to have someone jump up and down.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 06:16PM
Re: Still soaking after all these years

The weirdest part to me was having someone else there to jump on the bed. I guess if you are used to having some watch you all the time, that's not a problem?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 06:38PM
BYU group sex?

Brings to mind old graffiti at the urinal: "Please don't drop (soak?) your cigars here. It makes them very hard to light."

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: September 28, 2021 07:01PM
Re: Still soaking after all these years [Adult Subject]

And the kids will be shocked, simply shocked, when some of them inevitably get pregnant.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 29, 2021 08:50AM
Re: Still soaking after all these years [Adult Subject]

...mostly girls though, so ...

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 29, 2021 08:59AM
Re: Still soaking after all these years [Adult Subject]

What if . . .

Say a 'good' mormon boy has a nonmember girlfriend, who has nothing against sex, so he tells her she can 'move' all she wants after he's penetrated her, but because "soaking" is a way for him to avoid sexual censure, he will remain perfectly still . . .

Would that satisfy Legal Jesus?

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Posted by: 3X ( )
Date: September 29, 2021 02:10PM
Re: Still soaking after all these years [Adult Subject]

" ... he will remain perfectly still . . ."


That will entail much practice.

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Posted by: auntsukey ( )
Date: September 29, 2021 09:19AM
During the Clinton scandal......

my funny friend observed, tongue in cheek, "Why any good Mormon boy knows oral sex isn't sex!"

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: September 29, 2021 10:07AM
That depends on what the meaning of "is," is... (n/t)


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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 29, 2021 09:51AM
Re: Still soaking after all these years [Adult Subject]

YIKES !!!

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Posted by: 3X ( )
Date: September 29, 2021 02:12PM
Re: Still soaking after all these years [Adult Subject]

What would "Super Soaker" mean in this context?

(Asking for a friend.)

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: September 30, 2021 02:47AM
Re: Still soaking after all these years [Adult Subject]

would someone Please change the name of this phenom before the GAs / COB minions / YBU parents catch on?

thankyouverymuch.

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