Posted by:
ziller
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Date: September 29, 2022 12:03AM
hurricane storm ians has hit the coast of u. s. american florida ~
ziller is under court-order to wear a helmet because hurricane storms are very disturbed and venimous ~
reports are that there is plenty of beer ~
but jagermeister liquor is in short supply ~
so many exmos are using worcestershire sauce as a substitute ~
this ain't good y'all ~
ians is a bad hurricane storm ~
way worst than any exmo ever expected ~
ians threw a head-fake and is headed north ~
ians is going to f*ck up fort meyers ~
ians is going to re-do charlottes web ~
exmos are suffering ~
this ain't good y'all ~
but all exmos are safe ~
ziller knows more about hurricane storm preperation that any exmo that he knows of ~
first off ~
when it comes to hurricane storms exmos have to be prepared ~
start boarding up windows and doors before the hurricane storm hits ~
when the hurricane storm wind picks up ~
anything that is not tied down can become a missile-like object ~
kind of like what ziller became in the back of his 1979 chevy monte carlo when he took carolyn mcgee to prom ~
hurricane storms are like alligators ~
the are unpredictable ~
they hiss ~
an they try to get the exmo underwater first ~
however the exmo can never show fear ~
stare into its face like a jack-o-lantern on adderall® ~
an it will prolly back down ~
ziller is not concerned with his well-being ~
send all exmo thoughts and prayers to fort meyers ~
those people are prolly going to lose roof shingles an lawn furniture an gutter guards ~
it is a well-know fact that hurricane storms f*ck with exmo membranes and eco-systems ~
nude pickle-ball tournaments have been cancelled across the state ~
in a hurricane storm situation it is important to stock up on ice ~
in a hurricane storm situation it is unlawful to charge money for ice because ice is a natural mineral which comes from the ground and should be free of charge to all exmos especially in an emergency ~
OK ~
brb ~ watching more weather channel ~
plz stay tuned for more hurricane storm survival tips ~
plz stay safe y'all ~