Excavation of "Hill Cumorah" begins...Church awaits discoveries!!...

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Posted by: ConcernedCitizen ( )
Date: November 23, 2015 10:06PM

..."Members are ecstatic over the news!"
..."This could prove it, once and for all!"
..."New York stake President claims "Gift from God!"

"The day has come....the mountain will be opened. The caves and caverns shall bring forth their treasures. Moroni's promise will be made manifest. The Sword of Laban will shine forth in it's brilliance. Today is the day of redemption!"

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Riis_Park_parking_trash_mountain_Sandy_jeh.jpg

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Posted by: pamelapotrey ( )
Date: November 23, 2015 11:52PM

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Soooooooooo............uh........am I slow since the picture looks like the city dump ??

Okay-------If I missed any sarcasm here , pleaz feel free to humor me and what all / whatever.

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Posted by: MexMom ( )
Date: November 24, 2015 12:35AM

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LOL, very funny!

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: November 24, 2015 07:40AM

Yup, right there at "The Narrow Neck of Landfill"

The image of Jeff Holland and his buds at FAIR Mormon manning the bull dozers and earth movers in pursuit of their dreams at the base of Hill Cumorah made me laugh out loud.

Thanks for image and spoof news.

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Posted by: Phazer ( )
Date: November 24, 2015 02:22PM

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brought to you by the "The Onion" alternative news site.

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Posted by: lurking in ( )
Date: November 24, 2015 07:23PM

Are those MORMON seagulls? (n/t)

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/24/2015 07:23PM by lurking in.

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Posted by: Joe Murphy ( )
Date: October 12, 2020 05:03PM

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looks like a city dump to me there was a real church made of lumber burned west of hill cumorah ancient times its gone now part of an old city any one can prove the old church was there at one time. west of highway hill cumorah

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: October 12, 2020 05:38PM

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Contractors & machinery brought in from Ew-tah / the IMW...

More likely to get "their" 10 %

just sayin'

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: October 12, 2020 08:16PM

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Brilliant !!!

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Posted by: William Law ( )
Date: October 12, 2020 08:22PM

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We'll get to the bottom of this by examining the Nephite coprolites.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: October 12, 2020 08:24PM

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Lol

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Posted by: hujo ( )
Date: October 12, 2020 10:21PM

Dur ummm I guess we should repent with this "evidence"

durrrrr evidence for tscc. It must be true now

(if any of you didn't catch the sarcasm it's a joke)

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Posted by: Adamal ( )
Date: October 12, 2020 10:42PM

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For a second I thought concrete zipper posted that as I quickly glanced the screen name. I was like 'woh, this could be legit news as in really happening' Then afterwards I noticed it was not zipper.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: October 13, 2020 09:06AM

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Mormons used to say that the Book of Mormon was a voice from the dust. Maybe should have said a voice from the landfill.

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