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CA girl
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Date: October 22, 2010 02:43AM
Seriously. I went through the temple expecting something biblical at least and got Lois. I knew a cute blonde Lois once but I've known a lot more little grey haired grandmas with that name. Geez, people, give me something I can work with. Another poster said her name was Edith and I believe there is a Hulda or something among us, as well as a Martha and Abish. Do the elderly workers in the temple pick names that were popular in their childhoods, back in the 1930s?
I think we should get better, sexier names. What worthy priesthood holder wouldn't prefer a harem full of women with names like Tiffany, Shelly, Bambi, Nicole, Shauna, Gabrielle and Heather? I don't suppose it matters as much with the guys, since their wives never find out their names, but I'm hoping for my DH to turn out to be a Jared or Trent or something. Otherwise, I'm going to make him go through the eternities with his mortal name, which is on a list of the top 10 sexiest names for men. I don't want him to downgrade to a Percy or Igor. (PS, before anyone gets insulted, if you knew what my real name was, you'd understand why I so badly wanted a better name in the temple at least. For me, Percy would be an upgrade. Sigh)
Maybe we could show them this link:
http://library.thinkquest.org/4626/sexy.htmOr maybe it's almost midnight here and I'm working in a Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino induced frenzy of silliness and should go to bed.