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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: June 17, 2017 10:05AM
Tips for selecting a church

You have to decide if you'd rather be scared, guilty, or repressed.

http://www.theonion.com/video/tips-selecting-church-54377

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: June 17, 2017 10:12AM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

:)

But it forgot about whether you want to choose a church in order to be seen by the right people and to make business connections.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: June 17, 2017 11:51AM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

It's important to see what kind of cake they serve after a funeral.

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Posted by: Bang ( )
Date: June 17, 2017 02:31PM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

The cake is a lie!

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Posted by: oneinbillions ( )
Date: June 17, 2017 12:30PM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

They need to add in the whole spiritual popularity contest aspect. That seems to be most important to a great many people: dress up and show off how righteous you are TODAY!

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Posted by: Dead Cat ( )
Date: June 18, 2017 01:23PM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

Most importantly, choose a church where you can eat bacon!

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Posted by: Imbolc ( )
Date: June 18, 2017 04:53PM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

Don't forget about the churches out there that specialize in making you feel scared, guilty AND repressed, for those who can't make up their minds.

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Posted by: evergreen ( )
Date: June 18, 2017 05:07PM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

I wonder which church doesn't make you pay 10% of your gross income?

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: June 18, 2017 05:39PM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

Walk around the block. If you see a church that is square, attend.not

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: June 19, 2017 12:23PM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

Tip #1:

Don't.

(select a church)

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Posted by: evergreen ( )
Date: June 23, 2017 07:50PM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

One that does not make you wear the house brand underwear?

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: June 23, 2017 08:46PM
Re: Tips for selecting a church

Don't pick one that advertises on TV. You may be expected to pay 20% to cover airtime costs.

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