Want to be judged? Call our missionaries. Meat-after milk-with us. Join our friggin' church. Do what you are told. Don't ask questions! Even if it's crazy weird. And terribly dull & drab. Pay before you play. Play all day if you want. Serve the church, not one another. Stay Mormon all your life or you'll Live to regret, or forget, it.
We make it up as we go along.
"Don't follow us - we don't know where we are going"