Too weird to be fake


https://me.me/i/douglas-and-rosalie-gale-when-you-touch-yourself-an-angel-17821407


Update: Aww, rats. She's a comedian. It's fake...but funny

P.S.: Look at how many "copies" were sold :p



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/08/2017 09:31PM by anybody.

WAit.... no it was a kitten wasn't it?

I have ever heard.

I guess the only saving grace is that young children, who would be the most hurt by it, are not likely to be told about "touching themselves." (Are they?? I never knew what M was, until I was in college. But then, I didn't grow up Mormon.) My parents certainly never discussed it. I learned what it was in a biology class.

Funny, until then, I didn't know it had a name.

that's the funniest book title, I had loud laughter

That's probably why God is dead. There're only so many angels.

Those angels are wimps. They used to battle Satan and Death and stuff, didn't they? Now they're parking in "my" handicap spot at the grocery. Immo kick some angel butt, picking on kids like that.

Kick some ass granny. Show those angels how to do it.

When your funny uncle touches you, does an angel die?

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> When your funny uncle touches you, does an angel
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No but the Uncle should.

Blimey, that means a wanker like me has killed thousands in my 57 years on this earth. Gulp.

Ridiculous is too weak a word.

Tom in Paris

I'm sure I must have killed at least 20,000 by now. At least. lol

Anybody notice it says at the bottom that the child's habit is "destorying" America? Not "destroying," "DESTORYING." Is this like erasing literature? I have a hunch the typo was deliberate.

Yes, a Hell's Angel actually drops dead.

I AM myself!

Angels CAN'T TOUCH ME.

I haven't DIED (yet)!

M@t

MY VERY VERY BAD!

How does an angel die ? Are angels living things ?

To the author of this book, you got to be kidding right? Seriously do you believe that if children actually touch themselves that they are destroying America,how about writing a book about why children who believe in fairytale like angels and other unicorns can also destroy America and send a copy to the president.